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  1. A post that's not about feces. My mother's prayers have been answered.
  2. Meeting starts in 15 but I gotta poo. As Bob Roll would say, it'll have to be a sprint finish.
  3. No place is like home, but lots of places are better.
  4. I now understand the real reason for birthday gifts: to dull the pain of getting depressingly, undeniably old. P.S. Gin works too.
  5. Mixed emotions while watching the Tour de France: fired up yet chubby.
  6. If it gets any hotter, the whole city will be in its underpants.
  7. Enviously smelling someone else's dinner...waiting for James to get home so I can eat my own...
  8. Had a nightmare about the late Sadaam Hussein's summer camp and am now nursing a stress headache. A nap might help, but I wouldn't dare.