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Ha! @, I thought about you two when I posted it, but I mentally predicted it would be @ who would comment!
about 21 hours ago
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Raising the boy right: when we tell him to stand up, he sings us Bob Marley.
11:33 AM Nov 22nd
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Let the boy play with my putter. He just ran in asking me to "get it out the TV." I'm scared to go look.
6:35 AM Nov 19th
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@ you're welcome! It's the truth.
12:38 PM Nov 18th
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Will be attending a meeting, with a two-year-old in tow. This can't turn out well.
6:50 AM Nov 18th
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If one, when watching Biggest Loser, were to drink on the word "journey," one would not remain conscious all the way to the end.
7:00 PM Nov 17th
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Dreamed last night that I was waiting tables. This must be God's reminder that copywriting really is a pretty good gig.
6:03 AM Nov 13th
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@ Good luck, Gulf Coast Sister!
6:41 AM Nov 9th
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On my way to let the invasive and insulting health insurance incentive program be even more invasive and insulting. Blood draws! Yay!
6:40 AM Nov 9th
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For some reason, I'm always surprised to rediscover my Ben Folds Five collection.
3:58 PM Nov 8th
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'He runs good for a little dude in clogs,' says the 7-year-old.
2:54 PM Nov 3rd
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My girl, she's wicked smaht.
6:51 PM Nov 1st
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The inventor of aluminum dryer vent hose should be severely chastised.
6:46 AM Nov 1st
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We went nuts and got the good candy this year: chocolate!
3:26 PM Oct 31st
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I don't know how to feel about that. But it kinda makes me tired.
1:02 PM Oct 27th
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@ congratulations to your gymnast!
12:58 PM Oct 24th
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@ Sorry, he won't let me point a camera at him anymore. He collapses into a face-covering sobbing heap at the mere suggestion.
5:47 PM Oct 23rd
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Pink diapers on boys are exceedingly funny to little girls.
3:39 PM Oct 23rd
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The boy is running through Jungle Java singing 'Don't You Want Me Baby' at the top of his lungs.
9:42 AM Oct 22nd
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Did she really justcall her son 'Mage?' Wow.
9:31 AM Oct 22nd
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