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- We had temporary transmission failures... we are now back online. Anyone have a suggestion of somewhere "easy" to conquer? The French stink.9:24 PM Oct 13th, 2007 from web
- So far our adventures on earth only range in conquering France. Which, lets face it, wasn't all that hard to do.4:03 PM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- YET ANOTHER FAILURE. We are enjoying this A-N-I-M-E as they call it though. It reminds me of home. It is called Gundam or whatnot.4:02 PM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- [@.@] The Japanese are waiting with massive robots, even bigger then myself. To bad they aren't as shiny. [^.^] We shall find a way.3:58 PM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- After much computation we have decided to destroy Japan. How tough could a small island be?3:46 PM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- We are currently computing our next victim. I personally want to attack Poland.11:01 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- So we gave up on the Oxford scholars too. We got tired of being hit by "Life in the Fast Lane" ... such revolting book.10:35 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- Oxford scholars read to much Dorthy Parker, "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force!"10:08 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- Apparently the scholars at Oxford read my Twitter... they set up defenses of catapults tossing particularly bad 3 volume novels!10:05 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- THAT'S IT! We shall go invade Oxford next!9:58 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- Twitter is not in the Oxford dictionary so stop using it as a verb you pathetic humans!9:57 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- BACK TO THE MOTHERSHIP MY FELLOW ROBOTS! WE MUST EVADE THESE PINK ELEKK!9:48 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- I'm seeing pink elekk! [O.o]9:47 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- Thish wine and cheeshe is much better in California... hic!9:45 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- We need to invade California next, I hear they have some nice wine too... hic!9:43 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- I have decided to shtop the blog... hic! Twitter ish much more fun.9:42 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- France invasion completed... We showed up, they showed white flag, we are now drinking wine and eating cheese with the locals.9:39 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- There be aliens about. http://pnurl.com/dfbceb749:21 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- I use my own browser. I call it 832432 since we have no use for names we can remember numbers just as well.9:01 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
- E-Thugs can suck my nuts and bolts for all I care. http://pnurl.com/90fddd948:55 AM Oct 12th, 2007 from web
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- Name I.R. BOT
- Location Where no man has gone before!
- Bio We shall obliterate all human life!
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