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We had temporary transmission failures... we are now back online. Anyone have a suggestion of somewhere "easy" to conquer? The French stink.
| irbot So far our adventures on earth only range in conquering France. Which, lets face it, wasn't all that hard to do. |
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| irbot YET ANOTHER FAILURE. We are enjoying this A-N-I-M-E as they call it though. It reminds me of home. It is called Gundam or whatnot. |
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| irbot [@.@] The Japanese are waiting with massive robots, even bigger then myself. To bad they aren't as shiny. [^.^] We shall find a way. |
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| irbot After much computation we have decided to destroy Japan. How tough could a small island be? |
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| irbot We are currently computing our next victim. I personally want to attack Poland. |
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| irbot So we gave up on the Oxford scholars too. We got tired of being hit by "Life in the Fast Lane" ... such revolting book. |
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| irbot Oxford scholars read to much Dorthy Parker, "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force!" |
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| irbot Apparently the scholars at Oxford read my Twitter... they set up defenses of catapults tossing particularly bad 3 volume novels! |
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| irbot THAT'S IT! We shall go invade Oxford next! |
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| irbot Twitter is not in the Oxford dictionary so stop using it as a verb you pathetic humans! |
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| irbot BACK TO THE MOTHERSHIP MY FELLOW ROBOTS! WE MUST EVADE THESE PINK ELEKK! |
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| irbot I'm seeing pink elekk! [O.o] |
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| irbot Thish wine and cheeshe is much better in California... hic! |
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| irbot We need to invade California next, I hear they have some nice wine too... hic! |
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| irbot I have decided to shtop the blog... hic! Twitter ish much more fun. |
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| irbot France invasion completed... We showed up, they showed white flag, we are now drinking wine and eating cheese with the locals. |
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| irbot There be aliens about. http://pnurl.com/dfbceb74 |
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| irbot I use my own browser. I call it 832432 since we have no use for names we can remember numbers just as well. |
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| irbot E-Thugs can suck my nuts and bolts for all I care. http://pnurl.com/90fddd94 |
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