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  1. I'm not buying any more books tonight: I'm sleepy. Keep your signed Nabakovs, your unpublished Ackers and your Carver chapbooks. Ha!
  2. RT @Kate_Machine: GO BRUCE! The boss supports same sex marriage: http://brucespringsteen.net/news/index.html
  3. Holy shit, that is by far the deepest paper cut I've ever gotten- I ripped my thumb open on a cardboard box and bled into the cat's mouth.
  4. Alex crammed a bunch of ginger into the shower drain, so I am even dirtier than usual.
  5. WTF dude- Lana Wachowski has my haircut, kind of.
  6. @supernowoczesna: Indeterminately poisonous?
  7. I wish I hadn't rubbed that newspaper cologne sample all over my neck and head. (HB said I smell like the mall.)
  8. Isla wrecked her foot walking home the other night, and she's all sick, so now whenever she walks towards me I'm like, 'fuck! A zombie!'
  9. Man, the scenes in Gremlins that aren't racist or xenophobic are awesome! If you ignore the racist, xenophobic premise.
  10. ''Twink means a young boy. With a big ass!' Straight people who don't get queers: we think you're really weird back.
  11. This is San Francisco! Why do loud, so-boring-it's-creepy straight people keep sitting at tables next to me tonight?
  12. Just overheard some teenagers yelling 'walmart! You're the center of all evil!' at a walgreens.
  13. The evite said to wear solid colors; I'm counting on 'denim' counting as a color.
  14. RT @VisibleDucts: Prime directive: Exterminate the whole human race. @VisibleDucts, meet @mordicai; @mordicai, @VisibleDucts.
  15. @gudbuytjane: CUAV in San Francisco. I worked with them for a couple years & can totally vouch for them.
  16. A joke I made up and told Christine: What's more boring than Sublime? ONLY SUBLIME.
  17. level 9 rock star / level 4 novelist. #whoiam
  18. @alyxjane: Whoa, maybe I will start using firefox again! Thanks!
  19. @daniellegee: I am jealous of your radio station.
  20. FINE i got some skinny-ish jeans and I don't completely hate them BUT i feel resentful toward everyone and everything.