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  1. sitting in my coat at my desk because it's fucking freezing - apparantly the air con will be set to a more tolerable temperature tomorrow about 2 hours ago from web
  2. morning children, i have a steaming fresh coffee which i hope will help me forget the cold boring relenteless dullness of life about 4 hours ago from web
  3. issue triage finished - 9 outstanding bugs, 19 feature requests. That's all of my time until after christmas about 23 hours ago from web
  4. @charltonbrooker Beautiful Katamari - bizzare but slightly addictive japanese oddness 4:03 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to charltonbrooker
  5. at my desk in a coat rubbing my hands, office is freezing but legal. Makes for shit working conditions 3:29 AM Dec 1st from web
  6. this is why fat people should be charged for two seats http://tinyurl.com/yfpd96n 3:24 AM Dec 1st from web
  7. @worldofnic bet that was John D ! 2:53 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to worldofnic
  8. @JonLWright no :( but i can tell you which direction you are facing and how loud you are 2:43 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to JonLWright
  9. @JonLWright Go Home - employment law states if it drops below 16 degrees you don't have to stay 2:37 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to JonLWright
  10. My company's response to complaints about the 18 degree temperature is "wear an extra jumper" - 2 degrees above the legal minimum 2:33 AM Dec 1st from web
  11. Buggering hell it's cold, my ears could be snapped right off. Ears -always makes me think of chocolatiers - he he chocolate ears 12:15 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  12. @mattmecham there's a book out for the likes of us at Xmas - "atheists guide to Christmas" from arianne sheran. I'll be buying it this year 12:14 AM Dec 1st from Echofon in reply to mattmecham
  13. Hoping plumber hasn't dismantled complete bathroom 10:32 AM Nov 30th from Echofon
  14. please stop laughing - it causes me genuine pain, such a horrible horrible noise 10:02 AM Nov 30th from web
  15. my god, this woman must just marinate herself overnight in cheap perfume 8:48 AM Nov 30th from web
  16. " made to a traditional recipe" with 12 E numbers? Have emailed them and asked them to justify the label. 7:13 AM Nov 30th from web
  17. Charisnack treats, wonder if it tastes as shit as all their snacks http://twitpic.com/rl6bd 7:06 AM Nov 30th from Echofon
  18. bugger - late for a conference call. misread my calendar. 6:23 AM Nov 30th from web
  19. world's most awesome kitteh http://bit.ly/7SBEY3 4:09 AM Nov 30th from web
  20. I've got a crippled cow - it's easy to milk http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Grandma's+Cheese/ 4:09 AM Nov 30th from web
  • Name iain
  • Location Bristol, UK
  • Bio Foodie, misanthrope, software developer, photographer
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