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  1. Just got back from the pool, I can feel the sunburn coming on already.
  2. @a_bald_guy I hate to say it, but that pic makes you look like a child molester with a motorcycle
  3. @RackerHacker +1 I agree with that comment - I could have definitely done without that part. This was like, gross less funny Borat
  4. If you've seen meatspin, you've already seen Bruno
  5. At Bruno with a bunch of old friends who are all giving me the cold shoulder for no raisin. Nice.
  6. Pics of the laziest person in the entire country: http://is.gd/1vcO3
  7. @GreatDismal When I think of Cheney, I think of Tessier-Ashpool: fucked up, legally dead puppet master, probably in a secret space station.
  8. Was really looking forward to going swimming today. Woke up early to beat the rain; it was sunny-ish when I left, but raining at pool :(
  9. @SWGill bacon wrapped shrimp on steak
  10. Michael Jackson's spirit rises to heaven: http://is.gd/1ujeH
  11. Eating dinner at The Spaghetti Whorehouse
  12. @RackerHacker cute gif but you may want to reconsider your choice of filenames next time, you may end up on some sort of government list :)
  13. aww now that i'm back at the office i see that you can't tell that the parking meter says "FAIL" on its screen due to reflections. damnit.
  14. Parking meter fail! http://twitpic.com/9wrz4
  15. "I'm not drunk! I'm mentally ill! But I likes what what you said." one of my favorite futurama episodes http://twitpic.com/9wpw9
  16. Feeling really bad for making Aleks so sick on a work night :(
  17. RT @YouLookGreat: without your body issues you would just be another boring skinny chick. Fuck that. Stuff your face while rubbing one out.
  18. @Fallondodds Aleks said she wanted to go back sometime soon, but now I'm pretty sure she pissed at me for buying shots so we'll see hehe
  19. Thanks @Fallondodds and @halandals for getting @thirdpeppermint and I #drunk for $25. yay! (do i win twitter?)
  20. @jen_k we can wait up for you but hurry, it's empty here so they may close soon. It's like $2 everything night haha. Fallon rules