ioknewtherisks
- @pirateide Def. blame the parents. My sister-in-law schools my nephew with, "What did I tell you about being annoying?" He'll grow up right.5:22 PM Jul 14th from web in reply to pirateide
- Online for the first time since Sat. Must ignore 55 Google Reader posts, a billion #caps tweets, and 19 JCrew special sales. Must...work...1:49 PM Jul 14th from web
- My sister's stepkids sing the lady gaga song as "I want to take a ride on the merry-go-round." adorable.1:58 PM Jul 12th from txt
- @jonarogers Jealous! I was gonna spend Monday and Tuesday there, but other plans arose.10:24 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck in reply to jonarogers
- Me: (sniffs) Did you just put on bug spray? Mom: IT'S CHANEL.5:00 PM Jul 11th from txt
- Only 1 o'clock in California, which gives me time for a good long nap by the pool. Then -- COMMENCE FAMILY DRAMA1:17 PM Jul 11th from web
- No blankets on airplanes anymore? That's barbaric.4:34 AM Jul 11th from txt
- Who knew that going to sleep at 10:30 and waking up at 2 could be so easy?12:23 AM Jul 11th from TweetDeck
- Why do tourists keep asking me for directions? Do they think i look knowledgable or something? FOOLS4:15 PM Jul 10th from txt
- That should make life fun for the copy desk. RT @TarikElBashir: That would be Brendan Morrison (with one 'n').1:38 PM Jul 10th from TwitterGadget
- Oh Jeebus. I'm ruining this wedding for sure. @eedawson: @ioknewtherisks Don't hold your flowers too high either - right at belly button. :)12:31 PM Jul 10th from TwitterGadget
- Brushing up on bridesmaid etiquette before Sunday. Don't walk too fast, don't faint at altar, don't puke at reception. So much to remember.12:24 PM Jul 10th from TwitterGadget
- Sarkozy knows what's up. http://bit.ly/369HV7:07 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- Obsessed with my latest pizza combination: olive oil, zucchini, tomato, herbes de Provence, Gruyere.5:30 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- Hey, you found a good use for a newspaper! Saving the industry @Mowder: Making wizard hats out of newspaper.4:58 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- @hayleyrjames Wow. Link?7:37 AM Jul 9th from TwitterGadget in reply to hayleyrjames
- Jordan: It's so tricky for your gender to be attracted to everything that's bad for you.3:22 PM Jul 8th from txt
- After months of lurking, made my first etsy.com purchase. Sarah 0, Frivolous Spending 3,458,746,725.1:59 PM Jul 8th from TwitterGadget
- @pirateide Do it. I'd put my life in faux-Briscoe's hands just to see what quip he could make about it before the first commercial break.7:56 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to pirateide
- @GretchenWieners That's the only thing that would make it worth $10,000 for a ticket.10:04 AM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget in reply to GretchenWieners
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- Name Sarah Murray
- Location The capital
- Bio Food, horses, newspapers, traveling, hockey, social awkwardness.
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