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@onebeat Thanks! Short and PayPal please. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to onebeat
Honey, I'm home! about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
Lost track of time chatting with @jonnyli about life's purpose, making dreams come true, and Startup Weekend. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @glen_malley: @InvisibleGaijin In all honesty, who DIDN'T Tiger Woods fuck. Seriously. ☜ I'm running out of anime characters! 6:30 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
Breaking: Tiger Woods had affair with waitress cow @moooobar in Japan. Voicemail transcript: "Mooooo! Huge. Bye." 6:26 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
PM Hatoyama invites Tiger Woods to visit Japan in hopes of reversing shrinking population. 6:07 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
Wow! Alexa.com ranks invisiblegaijin.com at 1,255,507th in the world. All that self-retweeting is working! \(>c<}/ 5:50 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
Japan Hints at Concrete Proposals on U.S. Air Base http://post.ly/EYxc 5:24 AM Dec 9th from Posterous
@YOKOTA_Fumitaka お見事！ 3:19 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to YOKOTA_Fumitaka
Niku-dango nabe time! お先にいただきます！ http://yfrog.com/35p93j 2:37 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
Honey, I'm home! 2:28 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
@doramimy @nikimurata 120 seconds ... 2:25 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to doramimy
@1rick @shinpuren Drop by for a drink! 2:10 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to 1rick
Twitter has replaced the "kaeru" call and even free SMS messaging with @doramimy. Kyodo nau. 2:07 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
I always want to get off at Gyotoku-ji. Must be those damn maneki-neko. 2:05 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
@doramimy @shinpuren やっほ〜！ 2:04 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to doramimy
@shinpuren ~ got them Odakyu sandwich blues ~ 1:59 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to shinpuren
@shinpuren Yes and oshibori too. 1:57 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie in reply to shinpuren
Preparing for the rush hour Odakyu Express sandwich. 1:53 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
Salaryman scored small victory by remaining immobile near subway door. So I farted on him. 1:51 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie

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Name InvisibleGaijin
Location Tokyo, Japan
Web http://invisibleg...
Bio Apart and a part of Japan, InvisibleGaijin detects anomalies in the flow, ponders the true nature of life, and pokes fun at anything he can get away with.

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