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  1. @stewmangroup hey. What's up?
  2. If I ever lose my mind and end up on the People of WalMart website you have my permission to run me down in the parking lot. Please.
  3. RT @pnumea: Hello my beautiful @invisible_1 :)
  4. RT @favstar100: 100★ tweet by @invisible_1 -> http://favstar.fm/users/invisible_1/status/4839937837<~Thanks for the pimp @theacerbic1
  5. RT @FollowMyriam: Thanksgiving dinner. Two days on a roll. It's what's for breakfast.<<~yeah, it's starting to get old. Lol
  6. RT @pnumea: @ the mall you wouldn't believe all the girlish screaming- Couldn't help myself though<~Tell the guys to quit pinching you then
  7. RT @bitterpuss: Morning sex is better than morning poop, now if I can only figure out how not to do them at the same time. Oh well...
  8. RT @sucittaM: They said "turducken", and I heard "turd fuckin". And blah blah blah, it was a big ole mess.<~That would be messy. Eeewww.
  9. @moegreeb Well holy crap. That sounds bad enough. I have a horrible sore throat and cold. Fun times. And I'm up at 5am for no reason. Yay.
  10. RT @moegreeb: @invisible_1 huh? <~~Exactly. Lmao. How is your weekend going so far cutie?
  11. Between my mispellings, typos, and iPhones autocorrections it looks like I speak a foreign language. One that no one understands, of course
  12. RT @funnyoneliners: Some ppl hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.<~I do both. Guess I'm good, huh?
  13. RT @SistaTreen: @invisible_1 Remind the ex @ the Iranian Gv't & the role TW played. Unless of course his IQ i (cont) http://tl.gd/135uk
  14. I'm waiting for your DM sweetie. RT @kissmehfool: @invisible_1 I do have a place we could hide the body.... #imjustsaying
  15. Awesome. Thank you for the enthusiasm. ;-)RT @andy065: @invisible_1 me! me! me! i never got to do it in high school! we never used lockers
  16. BTW: My ex asked in a sarcastic tone, 'Isn't Twitter kinda high school?' Anyone wanna stuff him in a locker?
  17. @tuBreal I feel sorry for people who dont have that gene. Lol
  18. @iThumbmynose Aw....you are too nice. Not to worry. I'm workin' the dorky girl angle. And @BlingVodka is definitely adorable. We're good. ;)
  19. #ff @tuBreal Because she shares my love of whipped cream. (Does that sound weird? Oh well. Lol)
  20. RT @tuBreal: @invisible_1 hm lol... very cute but frustrating.<~~You know what they say, good help's hard to afford. Or something like that