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  1. @schmoilito I popped my Bursa Sac putting up a Sukkah on Mitvokh but who lives a life without troubles these days?
  2. @aesalt. Forget the recent sea-change. You're on the wrong side of history, baby. Time to wash out those dirty Sox.
  3. A-Rod finally starting to earn his money. If a beast like him doesn't hit that pooch out of the park, time to feed him to the fucking dogs.
  4. Touched by Bill Clinton's rescue of American journalists from N. Korea. Despite his personal faults, Clinton is a man of probity & integrity
  5. If you haven't yet seen Watchmen, don't waste your time. Visually stimulating but the plot is muddled and incomprehensible to the layman.
  6. If you're payed $20 million a year, take 'roids, hit 80 HRs/yr and die of a watermelon-sized braintumor when you're 50, bc that's your job.
  7. Missing baseball's Steroids Era. Just because they were using PEDs doesn't mean I can go back to watching guys lead the league with 40 HRs.
  8. I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun, these people ain't seen a brownskinned man since their grandparents bought one.
  9. Pondering the fate of the American Grande Dame. Is a country of mini-minxes an improvement? One man says, "yes."
  10. Pronouncements like, "brown is the new black," make me want to shake a crying infant.
  11. Realizing that his criticism of god-worship has been merely preying on the weak to feel superior. On to the serious challenges, real logic.
  12. Never underestimate the powerful political currency of publicly upholding what is universally known to be right.
  13. Summertime swashbuckling must now give way to grim grindstone. Lure of alliteration too strong.
  14. Strange, jerking masturbatory political spasms at present too much so to look uselessly to an ineradicable past.
  15. Wondering why the hell Obama is taking this moment to remind us of the horrors of American slavery.
  16. Summary-statement: Only the penitant man shall pass. Remember that.
  17. Humbled by pro LSAT tutor. Realizing I'd better get serious if I even hope to crack this beast.
  18. was searching for overarching, summary-statement for the day. Concluded he hasn't had enough coffee & cigarettes for anything coherent. TTY
  19. Fatuous asshole has cell blessed by priests; cultural vacuum impends. //www.wired.com/culture/culturereviews/magazine/17-07/st_gadgetshrine
  20. Corollary: Frivolous bastard who proposed moment of silence for Jackson in Congress should be run out in old style, torches and pitchforks.