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introvertedwife

  1. I yell at the food network a lot lately.
  2. @Kouban She smells brains.
  3. I've gotten to the adding flesh stage, the never ending adding flesh stage. twitpic.com/9rh68k
  4. @Kouban Staff of Temps #BadMagicItems
  5. @MrWordsWorth Oh so that's why I suddenly have a crap ton of followers.
  6. Cookie dough unlocked! Now what do I do with the cookies?
  7. "But when I see the smiles on their little faces I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something."
  8. Searching for "latex" on my blog yields some interesting results.
  9. @am2me Damn, I was hoping Summer was already over.
  10. @am2me Crap, it's already September isn't it?!
  11. I'm thinking about making cookies as an excuse to eat cookie dough.
  12. I look at all the lonely people. I freak out all the lonely people.
  13. @BadSwami I'll need you to live in my kitchen for a few days.
  14. @fastestcatalive I want to make a realistic skin tone for her and pictures never quite capture the depth of colors right.
  15. Can I borrow someone with brown skin for a few days when my Zombarbie reaches the painting stage?
  16. I feel sorry for everyone who google "introverted wife" and wind up with me.
  17. Thinking about burying my Zombie Barbie's outfit in the garden for a realistic just dug herself out look.
  18. You know you're a recluse when you realize no good can come from answering the front door.
  19. @DoctorHu Why? Why? WHY didn't I break his legs?!
  20. @DoctorHu There sure are a lot of stay at home robots.