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  1. Why hasn't one invented a Black Friday Robot? It could get up at the crack of dawn and trample all your enemies for the Choleric Me Elmo. 12 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. My latest pendant, a bright star on a field of blue http://bit.ly/5VJnB2 about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @BillCorbett Why didn't anyone just mail the Coyote a box of roadrunner steaks for Christmas? about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to BillCorbett
  4. Or my husband's favorite "My tires are filled with water!" #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. Watch out for snakes. #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. Tor no go to bed! #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. This is weirdly popular on my blog. I guess people just never know what to do with a Naked Man http://bit.ly/5JsJlw about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. The cudgles came down way earlier than next winter and maimed several children #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. @zombiecharmer Yes it is my mission to release evil into the world and gradually recover it following many innocent deaths. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zombiecharmer
  10. So whatever happened to that Twitter nap? about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Trumpy you can do stupid things #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @HellenaHeavenly Walked away fast for fear of crazy man about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to HellenaHeavenly
  13. @HellenaHeavenly It was so surreal. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to HellenaHeavenly
  14. @HellenaHeavenly My husband and I were arguing about how much XXX sucks in a store and a clerk came up to tell us how wrong we were about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to HellenaHeavenly
  15. I wonder if there's beer on the sun? #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. Your weapons are useless but scare the crap out of me anyway. #classicmst3kquotes about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. @HellenaHeavenly I had my husband put Twilight on netflix for the sole reason of watching the Rifftrax. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to HellenaHeavenly
  18. If I don't screw it up my latest painting would make a pretty nice Christmas Card. Hm . . . about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. Apparently iTunes thought I should listen to Jesus Christ Superstar, Jingle Bells by Glenn Miller and then Rifftrax Raiders of the lost ark about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. @rebisAZ Does it come in its own ice berg shaped packaging? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to rebisAZ