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  1. In the future, anti-social network friend requests will have two possible responses: "Ignore" and "Insult, then Ignore."6:18 PM Jun 4th from Tweetie
  2. @_ole In the future, I'll update more often.6:30 PM May 27th from Tweetie in reply to olegoode
  3. In the future, the SuperBowl will be re-branded as "CommercialBowl." Football will only be played during halftime. By popular musicians.4:59 PM Feb 1st from Tweetie
  4. In the future, when humans are gone, it'll just be Google and Wikipedia. Google will scrape Wikipedia, and Wikipedia will write about it.7:37 AM Jan 11th from web
  5. In the future, we'll *all* make that Bionic Man "na-na-na-na-na" sound. All the time. Don't worry, you'll get used to it.8:35 AM Jul 21st, 2008 from web
  6. In the future, July 4th will be celebrated on July 5th, for insurance purposes. This will continue until 2264, when America blows itself up.7:15 PM Jul 5th, 2008 from web
  7. In the future, holograms will kill the video star. Literally.10:20 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from web
  8. In the future, the moon will be considered normal, insignificant, and non-magical. To signify this, it will be renamed "The Yawn Orb."10:35 AM Jul 1st, 2008 from web
  9. In the future, tube socks will be made from corrugated sheets of tin, for increased durability. Unrelated: cotton goes extinct in 2189.12:28 AM Jun 29th, 2008 from PocketTweets
  10. In the future, the lyrics to the classic song will be changed to "When you wish upon a massive, luminous ball of plasma..."12:00 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
  11. In the future, space-debris-related deaths will increase by 14,000%.10:28 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from web
  12. In the future, just before you get out of bed every morning, tiny robots will rebuild your entire sense of purpose.12:00 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from web
  13. In the future, everything will be downhill from you, all the time.7:45 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from web
  14. In the future, gravity will be considered passé.7:42 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from web
  • Name The Time Traveler
  • Location The World of Tomorrow
  • Bio In the future, I'll know who I am. Touch the future at inthefuture [AT] ymail [DOT] com
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