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  1. Matt meets his new inlaws #masterchef 3:06 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  2. Oh big fucking surprise, all the men want Justine in their kitchen.. #masterchef 3:03 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  3. Goodbye eye candy, I will miss you #masterchef 2:59 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  4. So when are they cooking deep fried marsbars ?? #masterchef 2:47 AM Jul 15th from Tweetie
  5. That thing Julie is about to serve looks nasty #masterchef 2:35 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
  6. Is it really not cool to like chris? #masterchef (via @charliepick) About as cool as having herpes 3:34 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
  7. BREAKING NEWS: Julie panicked #masterchef 3:08 AM Jul 12th from Tweetie
  8. Hey Adam how about "fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface" @countingcrows 2:49 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  9. @RedBaff oh ok, well I knew she was in the industry ! Don't believe anyone could outsell Johnny 3:13 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to RedBaff
  10. Now who the heck us Margaret Fulton??!! (via @MultiTuesday) she's an Aussie Porno actress who died today RIP #masterchef 3:05 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  11. Now who the heck us Margaret Fulton??!! (via @MultiTuesday) she's an Aussie Porno actress who died today RIP 3:03 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  12. @PoshLopez or put it in a doggy bag for leftovers ? 2:54 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to PoshLopez
  13. @PoshLopez oh yeah, later they can use his cravat to clean up all the mess 2:50 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to PoshLopez
  14. @PoshLopez the way she uses that fork, seductively removing the meat with her tongue 2:45 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to PoshLopez
  15. Margaret Fulton is a trending topic but #masterchef isn't. That doesn't make sense 2:39 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  16. @PoshLopez let's just say that all the cooking oils and sticks of butter come in handy 2:34 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to PoshLopez
  17. Bone marrow? Is Chris going to cook with stem cells next? #masterchef (via @andreaparsons) No a white blood cell mousse silly 2:28 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  18. I wonder how Margaret Fulton is in bed? #masterchef (via @PoshLopez) Bloody fantastic ! 2:25 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  19. Tahnee should win because of her great boobs #ANTM (via @tim_dunlop) +1 3:56 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  20. RT @achroi The reason you give for not doing something may be the thing God wants you to see Him work thru #hillsong WTF???? 3:04 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie