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  1. Initial stages of starting a business are fun. But first, new site launch in a week! www.meeweeklee.com It's going to rock!
  2. Just saw NC State brickyard preacher guy preaching on my bikeride. Preaching to noone. To be the best I guess everything takes practice.
  3. @ToAsTySnAcKs where did you go on mini-vacation?!
  4. "E.T. fax home?" #1stdraftmovielines
  5. So what we have here..is a failure to understand the meaning of what I am saying to you, and you hearing what i'm saying #1stdraftmovielines
  6. Heeeeeeeeeeere's, Jerry. #1stdraftmovielines
  7. For some reason, my new product isn't testing well with consumers. How could you not want to buy "Hot Carl's Mouth Inferno Hot Sauce"?
  8. @mammalpants shhhh. She's taxing from inside your house. omg. #BevPerdueSerialTaxer
  9. @mammalpants I just got taxed for putting up with you. #BevPerdueTaxHike
  10. @wellyalmeida I'm over at http://www.couchsurfing.org... Hope all is well.
  11. @wellyalmeida Not too far. They're from Virginia. My first ones coming into town!
  12. Wooo! Hosting couchsurfers this weekend! What's couchsurfing? Check the internet: www.couchsurfing.com
  13. @mammalpants I just got taxed for your retweeting. Thanks. #BevPerdueTaxHike
  14. Hulu Mac desktop app is amazing. Gets better with every update.
  15. @memime Heck yes. Netflix + Hulu + torrents + piano = no time for lame summer TV.
  16. Cable box gone! Sweet!
  17. Goodbye cable, again. Time to hook up the analog tv signa.... wtf? Dah! I'm going to go swipe a digital converter from an elderly couple.
  18. Aerosmith cancelled Raleigh show b/c of an "artist injury." is old age really considered an injury?
  19. @mammalpants that's the gesture I used to use to get my ex girlfrends to quiet down.
  20. Thanks Southwest for the -10 min layover. Jerk. Made the flight, barely.