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  1. I will cut you Fat People On A Church Trip With Loud Ball Toy Thingies.
  2. Sorry dear. We will not be putting our baby in a germy hotel crib.
  3. OMG what are these gee dee toys that are twoballs on a string that you clack together and that is the WHOLE POINT?! DIE!!!!!!!
  4. Huge group of loud highschoolers are also at our hotel with loud clapper toys. Gee I hope we are on their floor!!
  5. 10:30 pm you are mean to me
  6. @anneoftroy My husband surprised me with it so uh I have no clue! It's white. Hee.
  7. Transitioning a sleeping baby from a car to a hotel room we have not yet checked into should be loads of fun. Ugh.
  8. How many more times can I drive around this dang parking lot before I ...
  9. @notthatyouasked But the whole "becoming someone's bitch" thing kinda makes me want to just eat at home, come to think of it.
  10. @notthatyouasked so many choices! Where else can you have mashed potatoes AND jello AND grilled cheese all at once?!
  11. @adellmcc oh no! 9 month sleep regression strikes again!!
  12. I want a tshirt that reads "IF YOU WAKE UP MY BABY I WILL STAB YOU"
  13. @anneoftroy Hang in there girl. Prayers for you!
  14. @anneoftroy Moms need people to tag out with! If my in-laws weren't so close I don't know what I'd do. Single moms deserve tax cuts and MORE
  15. @anneoftroy Still it's hard to be the one who everyone "needs" ... when J's appendix ruptured when Syd was 8 weeks old I almost LOST IT.
  16. I am the queen of the accidental pun. Luckily it worked in my favor tonight. HA! @anneoftroy @lizritz
  17. @anneoftroy That is totally sucktastic. I'm so sorry that he's (and you're) going through that!
  18. @anneoftroy It's not the mess ... he's just frustrated as all getout and he talks to himself sometimes ... the baby's sleeping ... MEN!
  19. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  20. @anneoftroy Oh no, does Crohn's make you crap? If so that was an unintended pun. I guess there are just bodily functions on the brain tonite