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I will cut you Fat People On A Church Trip With Loud Ball Toy Thingies.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
Sorry dear. We will not be putting our baby in a germy hotel crib.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
OMG what are these gee dee toys that are twoballs on a string that you clack together and that is the WHOLE POINT?! DIE!!!!!!!about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
Huge group of loud highschoolers are also at our hotel with loud clapper toys. Gee I hope we are on their floor!!about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
10:30 pm you are mean to meabout 12 hours ago from Tweetie
@anneoftroy My husband surprised me with it so uh I have no clue! It's white. Hee.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to anneoftroy
Transitioning a sleeping baby from a car to a hotel room we have not yet checked into should be loads of fun. Ugh.about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
How many more times can I drive around this dang parking lot before I ...about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
@notthatyouasked But the whole "becoming someone's bitch" thing kinda makes me want to just eat at home, come to think of it.about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to notthatyouasked
@notthatyouasked so many choices! Where else can you have mashed potatoes AND jello AND grilled cheese all at once?!about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to notthatyouasked
@adellmcc oh no! 9 month sleep regression strikes again!!about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to adellmcc
I want a tshirt that reads "IF YOU WAKE UP MY BABY I WILL STAB YOU"about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
@anneoftroy Hang in there girl. Prayers for you!10:17 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to anneoftroy
@anneoftroy Moms need people to tag out with! If my in-laws weren't so close I don't know what I'd do. Single moms deserve tax cuts and MORE10:07 PM Jul 11th from web
@anneoftroy Still it's hard to be the one who everyone "needs" ... when J's appendix ruptured when Syd was 8 weeks old I almost LOST IT.10:05 PM Jul 11th from web
I am the queen of the accidental pun. Luckily it worked in my favor tonight. HA! @anneoftroy @lizritz10:03 PM Jul 11th from web
@anneoftroy That is totally sucktastic. I'm so sorry that he's (and you're) going through that!9:54 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to anneoftroy
@anneoftroy It's not the mess ... he's just frustrated as all getout and he talks to himself sometimes ... the baby's sleeping ... MEN!9:53 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to anneoftroy
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.9:52 PM Jul 11th from web
@anneoftroy Oh no, does Crohn's make you crap? If so that was an unintended pun. I guess there are just bodily functions on the brain tonite9:48 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to anneoftroy