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MAH BELLY ITCHES!

About to shower and then answer the 1,000,029 phone calls I received after last blog entry (which I should have called "freak out").
Seedless watermelon is so lovely, don't you agree?
Just slammed a double-fried-egg-and-cheese sammy. So wonderful. Yet, I'm still hungry.
Pregnormous. It's too hot!
In a baking frenzy. AHH!
Want to go to sleep. Afraid it will suck. So tired. Meh.
TOO MUCH TO DO TODAY! BAH!
Can't sleep. This sucks.
If I stub my toe one more time I will cut off my feet and save myself the trouble.
Having the greatest Saturday in HISTORY!
Note to self: putting on a cartoon movie for dogs DOES NOT calm them down.
My husband is inviting the plumber to church as I type this. But is my kitchen sink fixed? NO IT IS NOT!
I blogged about POOPING. A new low?
Goodnight (it's a decent-ish hour, sorta).
I have decided my child will be grounded from her senior prom because she WILL NOT get her feet out of my dang ribs! OUCH!
Avocado tree and rosebush planted! Heaven!!
I LIED.
Note to self: GO TO BED. Response: OK FINE!
WHY am I awake right now? WHY WHY WHY?