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  1. @redbully04 Yeah I follow them. Its hilarious
  2. @QuitaCole But its true. He's not being creative. He's taking other people's sayings and putting them on Twitter
  3. If you wake up one morning and find yourself inspired by @RevRunWisdom. Kill yourself. You're already dead anyway
  4. Seriously, this fucker @RevRunWisdom should be sued for plagiarism
  5. Another @RevRunWisdom classic: Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get
  6. ooh oooh...I got one. @RevRunWisdom: He who smelt it, dealt it
  7. After reading that last @RevRunWisdom I have to wonder if he thought about telling his brother that...
  8. Did you come up with this by yourself? RT @RevRunWisdom: Ladies & Gentlemen:: It is BETTER to be with no one then to be with the wrong one
  9. @r3d3mption lmao. Let me find out Doc is ghost writing for @RevRunWisdom
  10. This shit isn't wisdom. Its the stuff you find in a fortune cookie, church pamphlet or back of a relationship magazine
  11. I swear...@RevRunWisdom is like waking up with Captain Obvious all up in your twitter feed
  12. Okay, I woke up...sent an email about some bullshit to my job...I'm going back to bed now. Cpt. Leroy Hotdog Zanzibar signing off...
  13. I love watching old people in the media talk about the Internet and new media. "We don't believe you you need more prune juice!!!!"
  14. @theMecCanism lol
  15. cosign RT @h2okev: i really hate waldorf
  16. Sen. Ensign:"Having sex with your wife Mr. President? Think of the children Mr. President. Do like I do & have sex with someone else's wife"
  17. BREAKING NEWS: After the State Dinner, President had sex with his wife, Conservative groups outraged. More at the top of the hour....
  18. Why is it news that the President had white wine in his glass? Who gives a shit? Now if it was liquid cocaine...THATS news
  19. @MissJia Well that's awesome cause you stay keeping me dying from the shit you tweet
  20. They just did breaking news that the name of the Turkey to be pardoned is 'Courage' and that the President had White Wine last night. smh