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  1. It's not my co-workers' fault, tho. I don't know who's fault it is.
  2. I'm not happy today. I could punch most of the people in my office in the face and be happy I did so.
  3. @DSylvan Really? Is that why I hate everyone today and feel like no one loves me? I mean, you know, I'm not that messed up usually.
  4. @DSylvan GO GO GO GO GO!
  5. @DSylvan When might one hypothetically get to read said non-jinxed novel?
  6. NATE ROCKS AN INTERVIEW LIKE WHOA!!
  7. One of my favorite bloggers on natural child birth. She even mentions doulas, @donaxvariabilis http://bit.ly/AzOqD
  8. @DSylvan Someone needs to wax his eyebrows.
  9. I hate people who make a big deal out of starting to feel sick at work. WE GET IT. YOU'RE CALLING IN TOMORROW. HERE'S A COOKIE.
  10. My next dental cleaning is the day before my 30th birthday. WAY TO RING IN MY MIDDLE AGE!
  11. New blog post: Fatty Fatty 2 by Tranny http://insanitychyld.com/?p...
  12. @DSylvan DUDE! I didn't even know that existed! I just thought like, oh, cute way of saying FAIL. Maybe that makes ME the fail whale?
  13. @DSylvan The "Fail Whale"?
  14. I mean, yeah, pop culture pokes the occasional joke at like, Kate Moss's expense (Ooops, crack in the floor! Byeeee!), but it's few and far.
  15. Maybe we should start discriminating against thin people.
  16. @donaxvariabilis Well, yes, I mean freaks still draw hate, it's a fact of life. But it's just that with all the stupid things to say, FAT?
  17. Chaz Bono, is who I mean.
  18. You know, if Chaz wasn't fat the there would be way less hate towards him. Fat still trumps "freak" and that makes me way sad.
  19. My girlfriend is stupid and evil. And she knows I am tweeting this but refuses to endorse it.
  20. Walmart trip! Woo! Not.