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  1. All these For Rent signs and boarded-up storefronts are breaking my heart.
  2. My favorite part of this video is how succinctly it illustrates that Sarah Palin is xenophobia incarnate. http://bit.ly/84cUWS
  3. I am the best at staying up late! Related: I am the best at having scary dark circles under my eyes. Also: hallucinations.
  4. Self-inflicted Stockholm syndrome. THAT'S the secret to success. You're welcome.
  5. I bitch about Baby Boomers (e.g. SUVs, T. Kincaid) but I just realized that they, not the internet, will be the reason pot prohibition ends.
  6. Just pedaled my bike's odometer into 4000 mile territory. 16% of Earth's equatorial circumference! Aw now I'm not as proud.
  7. Suck it, schoolchildren. From now on your essay scores will depend solely on page views. http://bit.ly/4qGYKf
  8. @meaghano That's not fair! Yours is still feasible.
  9. Fact: in sixth grade (age 12) I was voted "Future Millionaire Mad Scientist" by my classmates. Ha! I sure showed them!
  10. (I have a sneaking suspicion that this dichotomy implies some sort of mental illness.)
  11. The only television programs I watch voluntarily are It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Bill Moyers Journal.
  12. I wish there was a mobile provider that didn't take its cues from Satan but I guess I'd settle for world peace instead. http://bit.ly/3uIQ59
  13. @burningfp Precisely.
  14. Why are we calling this the Great Recession? We have incurable debt, keg stands and free on-demand porn now. It is the Raddest Depression.
  15. It seems that I've developed a Pavlovian reaction to the term 'cognitive surplus.'
  16. (Oh jeez, no pun intended on that last one—even though it is AMAZING.)
  17. If second wave feminists had gotten their priorities straight, we'd have a lot more derogatory slang terms for the penis by now.
  18. friggin love toronado
  19. Doyaanisqatsi #oneletteroffmovies wait what
  20. Guess which Clay Shirky book title would also make a great porno. Just guess.