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can't tell if Twitter is broke or if I'm just up too damn early.4:28 AM Dec 17thfrom Tweetie
thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone, but you can go back to spamming me with mafia restaurant invites and fingerjabs.9:42 AM Dec 14thfrom Tweetie
is there some Korean secret to removing the smell of kimchi from a plastic container?2:19 PM Dec 10thfrom Tweetie
watched Hoarders, Jersey Shore, New Moon, and The Wrestler this weekend. Out of all of these, The Wrestler was the least depressing.8:18 AM Dec 7thfrom Tweetie
Timmy Ho maple dip donut is SIXTY calories less than vanilla dip. I can practically FEEL the pounds melting away.12:01 PM Dec 4thfrom Tweetie
is excited to attend Sid's Wedding tonight! I've lived in New York so long that I'm just reliving random Seinfeld episodes.7:05 PM Nov 15thfrom web
woke up starving to find my hotel has a brunch bar with fresh Dosas. When I leave India I'll either be Mo'nique fat or Teri Hatcher thin.6:24 PM Nov 14thfrom Tweetie