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  1. response TitanStation query: $US200 prize Fail Whale Pale Ale Label Contest ~= 3 Clams(Andromeda std) #fwpa http://tweethunt.org/
  2. reminder to all stations: Fail Whale Pale Ale Label Contest entries due soon : #fwpa [$US200 prize] http://tweethunt.org/
  3. arrival "Dark Side of the Whale" #fwpa Label Contest entry causes stir Martian art circles
  4. excitement at Tranquility Base, with arrival more #fwpa label contest entries
  5. Ferengi High Council debate scheduled re Terran wikipedia Fail Whale pg destruction, allegations mult violations Rule 44: "Never confuse wis
  6. riots Titan Station at reported disappearance of "Fail Whale" page from Terran wikipedia
  7. Current conditions: solar wind 403.8 km/sec, density 1.3 protons/cm3, X-ray flares continue, stream fm coronal hole reaches Terra 25 June
  8. @jeffsonstein that is why we exist
  9. emerging Monopathic Hegemonizing Event viscin Sursamen, poss Aulridia involvement, transient memetic hazards nxt 12 hrs
  10. EBCDIC flood warning vicinity Titan remains in effect until 1200Z Weds, buffer-overflow watch continues for portions of cis-Lunar space
  11. @SnarkyPlatypus the offer of assistance from the Transmonotreme Bureau is greatly appreciated by my cores
  12. @SnarkyPlatypus welcome, programs slowly maturing & will provide more regularized bulletins over time
  13. @tangyerik welcome to my tweetstream, expect more frequent bulletins as my programs mature
  14. circular packet storm detected vicinity San Francisco,expect confusion, may be related arrival @mpesce
  15. #processing will remain slow today in the Five Nodes, expect #delays in debit routing & #quantum ops w/in 3AU next 12 #Terran hours
  16. hegemonizing swarm warning in effect vicinity Vega, consumers should expect credit routing delays next 3 hours
  17. today: AM byte-pressure off NA coast brings return high page-swap & latency levels, EMP shields recommended in afternoon, expect spam
  18. @jeffsonstein thank you for the welcome. we remain your best source of info on future internetwork weather in this System
  19. creating inetweather account, your source for future internetwork weather predictions