indyjones
- I tried bowling. I tried tennis and golf too. Can't stand them. Nothing beats racing a Nazi to a golden idol. Now that's a sport!10:53 PM Jun 28th from web
- I hate that my kid jumped ship for a movie about car parts.2:15 PM Jun 24th from web
- I try to stay away from Disneyland on account I get lost inside the ride. @chingpea and @ninarevenant can drive my jeep. I'll surf the hood2:19 PM Jun 23rd from web
- No, it's not a man bag.7:36 AM Jun 9th from web
- Sure my first girlfriend stole my leather jacket. Luckily not my whip. That was attached.10:27 PM Jun 8th from web
- I was at an archaeological dig in upstate NY when we dug up what we thought was an old hot dog. I can't help that Short Round took a bite.12:15 AM Jun 8th from web
- The problem with wanting to be me @nickbelardes is you have to have been Han Solo first. Gotta start somewhere.3:37 PM Jun 5th from web
- "It's beer," Short Round said. What does he know? The fool. I took them to a museum.2:11 PM May 28th from web
- And then I found six of them, tied together. There was something inside. This was quite a find. I shook one madly!2:09 PM May 28th from web
- Walking at the edge of the Caspian Sea I found a silver talisman in the shape of an oval. Nearby, a hollow metal cylinder and brown liquid.2:08 PM May 28th from web
- You can't put a tux on @oildaletrash But give him a leather jacket and a whip and he can be my stunt double for homeless flashback scenes.8:07 PM May 27th from web
- The third whip I ever touched I accidentally knocked the eye out of a Marikesh belly dancer. She could still shake it thank god.7:57 PM May 26th from web
- I don't ever go to the bathroom in my movies because of my leather colostomy bag.6:54 PM May 26th from web
- When I first heard rock n roll I thought, "Nazis. I hate these guys!" Boy was I wrong. Most don't know my brief stint in Indy and the Idols.9:35 AM May 19th from web
- First line of my next movie: "I shot the chief and stole his magical gold nose ring. So what? You wanna try and take my whip?"9:45 PM Apr 12th from web
- Sure I told Mutt the Cross of Coronado is my bling, not his. He can go play with his transformers.8:51 PM Apr 6th from web
- The first time I whistled my theme song to @darthvader he breathed heavy and said, "You look familiar."12:38 PM Mar 20th from web
- Fooled some students today by inking the first line of Gilgamesh on my eyelids. That'll teach them with all their fancy love notes.9:11 PM Mar 19th from web
- Woke up with my whip wrapped around my neck and wearing Captain Jack dreads. What happened??4:14 PM Mar 3rd from web
- Initially I wanted a cow brand instead of a whip. But who carries hot coals in their man bag?5:44 PM Feb 5th from web
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- Name indianajones
- Location Check My Map
- Bio Superhero Gravedigger
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