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indefensible

  1. It took the hot girl in the black leather short shorts about 0.0005 seconds to realise she was in the wrong room. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. True fact: I was approached back in the day to brand the KeepCup. I thought it was a stupid idea. Congrats, you invented the fucking cup. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. If you tell me to be somewhere at 9am on a Saturday, shit ought to get started at 9.01 or I'm setting fucking fires. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. One of my hobbies is waiting until @davidcairns is drunk, then trying to convince him to make drastic decisions. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @paulverhoeven SHUT UP about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to paulverhoeven
  6. Where you might say "The Aristocrats!" I now say "Agile!" 12:09 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @tjlefebvre talk to me about requirements. I know about 25. 11:46 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tjlefebvre
  8. Calendar bankruptcy declared. 8:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Twitter's a great way to watch people I don't know argue furiously about things they don't know about and I don't care about. 8:27 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I hope you both enjoy that joke. 3:58 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I hope they ban sugared drinks in Melbourne so I could buy mine on the black market from a gangster named Fizzy Taylor. 3:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Melbourne, I love you. Let's make a baby. 3:48 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  13. “Roadrunner” by The Modern Lovers is my new jam. ♫ t.thisismyjam.com/indefensible/_… 2:59 PM May 31st via This Is My Jam
  14. @teacuptempest I live to entertain. Have a great day. 2:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to teacuptempest
  15. The New Yorkers high-fiving themselves over banning sugared drinks better hope you can't get fat huffing your own farts. 2:46 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @buzz Precisely. 11:40 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to buzz
  17. You guys! Someone new just followed me on Stamped! 11:10 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. An American abroad who wears khaki pants and a frayed Hawaiian shirt will always look like a CIA agent in Indochina in the 50s. 11:08 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @Mike_FTW @theadrianflores Nope. He works in advertising. In Sydney. Might as well be a Catholic priest. 6:42 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mike_FTW
  • Name Indefensible
  • Location Melbourne, Australia
  • Web http://indefensib...
  • Bio I wouldn't read this. Especially if you know me. The opinions are my own, and the jokes are terrible.
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