indecisiviously
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...related: where's the fucking mouthwash?
about 13 hours ago
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Pro Tip: Even though your urine may smell like coffee, it will NOT taste like it.
about 13 hours ago
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@ There's always tomorrow.
about 13 hours ago
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After hearing some football douche say "war of attrition" for the thousandth time, I wiki'd it. How the fuck did this become a sports term?
about 14 hours ago
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@ And your salad dressing is delicious. Also: euphemism.
about 18 hours ago
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@ Only if he's dressed as a furry animal. Or excessively hairy.
about 18 hours ago
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For every time I hear that atrocious "Hey, Santa" song, I will kill one mall Santa. And kick an "elf." And fuck the stuffed reindeer.
about 18 hours ago
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Ate a muffin that must have had banana (which I am allergic to) in it. Now my tongue is swollen. Ladies?
about 18 hours ago
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Sitting in a coffee shop, reading about the Washington coffee shop killings. Also: Just pissed myself.
about 18 hours ago
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@ People I thought were following me. I was horribly mistaken. Also: Boobs.
12:59 PM Nov 27th
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@ May I suggest following @? No, wait...that shit is pretty funny also.
12:50 PM Nov 27th
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Or you could @ which may delay his upcoming suicide and force me to reschedule the awesome wake i've planned once again.
12:45 PM Nov 27th
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...that might have been the best endorsement ever.
12:42 PM Nov 27th
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@. He RT's many of my tweets, so you should follow him and bask twice in my greatness.
12:42 PM Nov 27th
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Seeing many anti-black Friday tweets. I apologize for being one of the sheep, but I really really wanted those free @ posters.
12:40 PM Nov 27th
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Listening to two barely literate guys discuss politics. "That Obama, he's just ya know what i'm saying?" Fucking genius.
12:36 PM Nov 27th
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What I learned from Black Friday: Trying to class up a tweet by using "queue" instead of "line" doesn't work. English english sucks.
12:17 PM Nov 27th
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Anyone know what Best Buy's return policy is regarding acts of Mayonnaise?
12:07 PM Nov 27th
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Also breaking in my new netbook by spilling soup on it.
11:34 AM Nov 27th
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Eating a turkey BLT at the coffee shop, 'cause, apparently, the 6 pounds of turkey I ate yesterday just wasn't enough.
11:33 AM Nov 27th
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- Name Indé Fjölnir
- Location Campingston Falls
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Smartist, blurbsmith, funster, oldbe, banalitic, oofdus, tardwich, squirrel monger, and self hatred guru. Not very good at any of 'em.
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