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What John Edwards needs now is to get that sex tape released, and his career should be right back on track.
about 10 hours ago
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@ We assume you're shaking your head because you approve and love the joke so much.
about 14 hours ago
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in reply to BigBlew42
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Today is my last day at the Onion. It's been six years that utterly changed my life. I am so sad to go but so honored to have worked there.
about 16 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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Bloomberg recants. If men can look down and see their penis they can have another soda.
about 15 hours ago
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Today's job report numbers are so bad, Michael Bay wants to turn it into a movie.
about 15 hours ago
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Bill Clinton says Mitt Romney "had a sterling business career." That's the same thing he said about those porn stars.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Thanks! It's actually DC. Marvel has had a gay superhero since 1992 in Northstar, who is getting married to a man soon.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to MikkaInOttawa
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We're interviewing smart, funny people about politics. First up, Jimmy Pardo of the @ podcast & @.
about 16 hours ago
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@ What about Rose and Thorn?
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to WAR_ON_ERROR
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@ Sure, it's a Dad joke, but Dads have a right to enjoy Twitter too.
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to HellBntOnReveng
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It's Green Lantern and Eve, not Green Lantern and Steve!
about 17 hours ago
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Jury also still out on who should play Edwards in the inevitable movie. If only Robert Redford were younger!
about 17 hours ago
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John Edwards is proof that being the worst human being is not necessarily a crime.
about 18 hours ago
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After finally defeating Santorum & Gingrich, Mitt Romney is back in the spotligh-- Oooh, is that John Edwards?!
1:42 PM May 31st
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Herman Cain wishes he had the staying power of John Edwards.
1:30 PM May 31st
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Warren admits reporting Native American heritage to schools. Now she just needs to admit she's not Native American.
1:19 PM May 31st
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Mitt Romney called, he'd like his news cycle back.
12:06 PM May 31st
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While we're at it, can we send psychic John Edward to jail too?
12:06 PM May 31st
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John Edwards is charged with six counts. But he doesn't look a day over four counts!
12:05 PM May 31st
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John Edward's punishment should be having to watch cable news footage of his trial.
12:01 PM May 31st
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- Name Indecision
- Location New York
- Web http://indecision...
- Bio Election news, politics and other jokes, exclusively from Comedy Central. Indecision is not associated with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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