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Winter lightening and thunder is amazing and beautiful. Particularly after a snow storm. 3:49 PM Dec 9th from Tweetie
Doing a purge of the basement. Donating/recycling a bunch of VHS tapes. Follow that junk truck! http://yfrog.com/auunysj 8:37 AM Dec 5th from Tweetie
@markmancao what a lovely surprise! Special occasion? 5:23 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to markmancao
@iwasahumanboy OMG that sounds delicious. Is it a recipe you can share?! 4:27 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to iwasahumanboy
@tomstoneman borrow books from your local library instead of buying them! :) 3:54 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to tomstoneman
Turkey is boring. We think we'll serve roasted chicken instead. 9:17 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
@iwasahumanboy is there something about January that people have been keeping secret from me? 3:23 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to iwasahumanboy
My voice sounds like that of a chain smoking female trucker. 8:56 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
@TomStoneman thank you for checking in on me! I'm resting and reading. 7:45 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to tomstoneman
@SeanWG we get asked that all the time and look nothing a like! 6:46 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to SeanWG
Sick and in bed today. BOO! The lack of sleep and stress lately finally got the best of me! 6:36 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
At a cafe where it is open microphone night which at this cafe means high school boys practicing tuning their guitars. 3:27 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
@shc47 make sure to raise your hand if you wish to speak, ask a question or go to the restroom! 5:21 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to shc47
@atweetnextdoor same here in New England! Winter and summer have nothing on fall and spring. 4:21 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to atweetnextdoor
Dear @verizon: How do we get off your mailing list? You're wasting paper like it's free minutes!!! 3:26 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
@ActuallyNPH your tweet reminds me of a great short story by Twain suggesting changes to the English language. :-) 1:55 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to ActuallyNPH
@RobLives4Love rough day? 5:08 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to RobLives4Love
Our cat has a nose whistle. Sometimes when he breathes he startles himself. 2:45 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
@knitboy "puce" is just fun to say! 2:09 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to knitboy
@knitboy I rather like "umber" myself. 1:19 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to knitboy

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Name Garrett Simonsen
Location Methuen, MA (42.720152,-71.195
Bio Country boy gone city. Serious, but seriously aspire to be silly. Attracted to simple pleasure often found in good food, drink, and company. Hopeful but aware.

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