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ImTheCurmudgeon

  1. Was ranting abt how no 1 does what they're supposed to & nothing ever works right, & then I suffer. And then my gf goes "And then I suffer." 12 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. The Avengers: they managed to rip a hole in the space-time continuum, but one guy still uses a bow and arrow? about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. Combining words is neither clever nor original. Examples include: "douchenozzle" and "amazeballs." Oh, and not funny, either. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Love when ppl use facebook to warn ppl about...facebook. Guess they're not as bad as the ones who only use facebook to ask for favors. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. If you have to ask, "Are you still on your period?", it's probably better to just wait. 1:39 PM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. I forgot how much I enjoy girls in short shorts once summer rolls around... 2:24 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. I don't care if it saves me 3 syllables, I can't bring myself to call Urban Outfitters "Urban." 2:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Hey, solicitors outside Starbucks, stop trying to bully me into stopping bullying! 2:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. It's not bullying if the person is a cunt. 1:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. I don't like people, but I'm friendly bc I recognize that no one asked to be born. Don't take your miserable existence out on other people. 1:27 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. @PA_paris That's soooo mulatto of you... 7:10 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to PA_paris
  12. Just saw a Cymbalta commercial, and thought, I could use that. Can't be good... 6:58 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. @DionRoy Or gained. 6:52 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to DionRoy
  14. @ConnorTraut When you get elected to higher office, I'm here to help you formulate new policy. Let me know (and thanks for following). 6:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. I'm a lot more annoying on facebook when I'm stuck at home with a back injury... 6:14 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. @Nadavbesner "All the girls we grew up with have floppy arms by now!" 6:00 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. Feel like it's kinda obnoxious whn a really hot girl comments on her not-so-hot friend's fb pic w something like "You're sooo pretty." C'mon 5:41 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®