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  1. I just learned what you get when you cross PMS with a GPS. A crazy bitch that WILL find you! 4:01 PM Jun 3rd from txt
  2. What a game, the Red Wings are killing Chicago. 1:40 PM May 24th from txt
  3. She's got more breast than an eight piece chicken bucket. 9:39 AM May 20th from txt
  4. I just jogged my ass off, I was really hoping for my stomach. 7:49 AM May 20th from txt
  5. Found a penny, but it's too dirty to pick up. Besides, it's just a fucking penny. 8:10 AM May 19th from txt
  6. Oh I see, they chose the 80's torture mix. Now it's Time by Boy George. 6:04 AM May 14th from txt
  7. Wow, Rams Horn is jamming out J Giels Freeze Frame loudly. The whole thing is very confusing. 5:49 AM May 14th from txt
  8. She makes me want to pay for porn. 6:43 AM May 9th from txt
  9. Saw some kids doing the double dutch on jump ropes. 9:39 AM May 8th from txt
  10. Mulling around Grand Rapids Michigan today. 9:35 AM May 8th from txt
  11. I smell 1 of the first signs of Summer, lighter fluid. 3:43 PM Apr 24th from txt
  12. grossefemme Thanks, I had a friend staying with me for a couple of weeks. Just busy with Spring starting. Nice new pic though. 3:54 PM Apr 14th from TweetDeck
  13. @freeandflawed Yeah, Netflix doesn't work on Apple computers. 11:34 AM Mar 20th from TweetDeck in reply to freeandflawed
  14. You better buy some new rubber. One blowout and she'll ruin your whole life. #mechanicspeak 3:00 PM Mar 19th from Power Twitter
  15. With a little nitrous, she'll do whatever you want her to. #mechanicspeak 2:31 PM Mar 19th from Power Twitter
  16. Some spinners will make you fall in love with her all over again. #mechanicspeak 2:21 PM Mar 19th from Power Twitter
  17. With a little lube on her rear end, she should handle the bumps like a champ. #mechanicspeak 2:16 PM Mar 19th from Power Twitter
  18. @a2annie I think a fire is nice to everyone on the planet, a common denominator. 1:48 PM Mar 19th from TweetDeck in reply to a2annie
  19. @maddieeeeee Yeah, pulling out the big guns too. 7:43 PM Mar 18th from TweetDeck in reply to wrockinmaddie
  20. I'm tired of being Favrd. #thingsinevereverfuckingsay 7:39 PM Mar 18th from Power Twitter
  • Name Jeffrey David
  • Location Michigan
  • Bio Learning to become Snarky - it rubs off! If you are really smart or trying to sell anything at all, I'm not who you should be following.
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