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's cab driver wends through areas his realtor failed to show him as they walked through Hoboken. Yes, some of Jersey still looks like THAT.

impureascetic "Is everything okay?" is an ambiguous thing people say when they really mean, "I'm offended by what you're doing, and I want you to stop"
impureascetic was waiting for a so-called Olympian fruit smoothie when a Rachel Song started playing over the speaker system. Ain't love grand?
impureascetic has two to five pages left to the completion of When Heroes Come Home's first draft.
impureascetic Did the ancients hear phantom cell phone ringtones?
impureascetic can't help but wonder why he has to take car service to a business easily reachable by subway. Corporate America is odd.
impureascetic Watching dogs duke it out-- at the dog park, not Michael Vick style-- is frigging awesome.
impureascetic This is what the world needs. More status updates from ANYWHERE I CHOOSE!
impureascetic Wow. Of COURSE you can twitter through SMS. On with the mental diarrhea!
impureascetic Outside New York, people are nice as a rule. Weird.
impureascetic spent waaay too much time talking about Mass Effect and socialism tonight. Back to the script!
impureascetic is waiting to go onstage at Gotham Comedy Club. I always shake before a new club and a bigger show.
impureascetic sits in a dark brick room, waiting for the special moment when he can unleash his dick jokes.
impureascetic doesn't mind barking when the weather isn't asolute shit.
impureascetic is preparing to see his girlfriend again. Which is to say, cleaning his room.
impureascetic loves the city but wishes the skies weren't so low and grey today.
impureascetic I'm sitting in a cab, stuck in traffic. My dog is staring plaintively at me from his travel bag
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