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- Any day you receive an e-mail that starts, "I want to fly you to Sweden..." is a good day. Also, Montreal is about to break my fucking neck.2:35 PM Jul 10th from web
- When I reached a climactic death in Game of Thrones I was re-annoyed that I accidentally spoiled it for myself. Damn you, internet!3:32 PM Jul 9th from txt
- Another day, another airport. The last two were turbulent past the chance for sleep. I hate flying.10:44 AM Jul 9th from txt
- Home sweet home... In 7 hours. Hello, Los Angeles. Nonetheless, it's nice to be back on American soil for the next 16 hours.3:43 PM Jul 8th from txt
- The trip to Sydney has been replete with adventures, a stack of experiences defiant of tweeting. One more day. Only one more day.9:07 AM Jul 6th from web
- Happy Independence Day. Enjoy your fireworks. I'm going to run around bars in Sydney screaming, "U-S-A! U-S-A!" I'm Babe Ruthing two fights.5:41 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Watched "He's Just Not That Into You". Jennifer Connelly seems like she's not in the same movie as everyone. Damn, she can act!4:23 AM Jul 3rd from web
- "pash" is Australian slang for kiss.6:29 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Sad: my plane has been delayed for an hour and a half. Rad: now I only have a four hour layover in SFO! Bonus: screaming infant to my rear.1:58 PM Jun 30th from txt
- I'm off to Sydney then Montreal. I shall be back with the head of a koala and a Quebecois!9:03 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- http://twitpic.com/8snap - Whew! Thank God they went ahead and made Times Square MORE tourist-friendly!3:11 PM Jun 29th from TwitPic
- http://twitpic.com/8sn06 - It might look impressive but you can't SMELL it!3:08 PM Jun 29th from TwitPic
- People really believe W caused 9/11? How ridiculous. Same internet, two clicks away, infinite rebuttals. People are stupid.2:48 PM Jun 29th from txt
- @loquaciousmuse Matrix.12:33 PM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to loquaciousmuse
- http://twitpic.com/8s240 - Virgil found a friend. Not all shibas are perma-puppies apparently.12:07 PM Jun 29th from TwitPic
- I hope these shoes go the way of the cockroach killers that were the rage in 2004. These shoes are hideous: http://twitpic.com/8rw2o11:18 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- @sacca My fingers want to alert you to the hypocrisy of my quip, by the way.10:46 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- @sacca If it must be punctuated with an exclamation point, become a better writer.10:45 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to sacca
- Love songs don't resonate forever. Time marches on, and they convert to cringing nostalgia, like stories where you soil yourself as a child.4:32 PM Jun 28th from TweetDeck
- Adam: "...and now I have to wash my machete."9:07 PM Jun 26th from txt
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