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@NachoUnderpants LMAO. As far as I'm concerned, ALL meat is nestled! 10:29 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to NachoUnderpants
I'm just gonna go ahead and call this day a total loss, if that's ok with you. 3:02 PM Nov 3rd from web
worst night of sleep. EVER. 9:22 AM Nov 3rd from web
@Hotfessional But you told me I could make $1,692. Did you lie to me, Hot?! Did you?! ;P 5:11 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to Hotfessional
wants to fight. 4 weeks and 3 days until I can #spar again. And yes. I'm counting. #karate #combathapkido 2:56 PM Nov 2nd from web
#Facebook just soiled it's own drawers (pants for all you non-southerners.) 2:45 PM Nov 2nd from web
NO NO NO #Facebook! Don't go down AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! 12:56 PM Nov 2nd from web
@NachoUnderpants Laughing even harder. I had one of those. He ate rocks sometimes. Dumb as a bag of hammers. 12:48 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to NachoUnderpants
@NachoUnderpants LMAO @ your dog. Sorry. That's funny. 12:38 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to NachoUnderpants
@Tendrils Nap twins UNITE! Ready? BREAK! 10:27 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to Tendrils
next time you're feeling overwhelmed, know that I feel your pain. I have 15,582 unread email messages. 9:41 AM Nov 2nd from web
turns out my wrist still wasn't strong enough to carve a pumpkin this year. So I did what any woman would do. I carved it with a Dremel. ;D 12:58 PM Nov 1st from web
I'm going to raise the coffee terror level to orange. This morning Steve said "I want more coffee......but I don't want THAT coffee." 2:52 PM Oct 30th from web
@alfredtwo Explain this list thing to me. I don't get it. And what is RT? I'm still getting the hang of Twitter. 2:13 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to alfredtwo
@ScoutsHonor BLARG! Re do?! 4:02 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to ScoutsHonor
big pot of lentil soup for a cold, rainy day. 4:01 PM Oct 29th from web
I think I passed my Hapkido belt test tonight. :) 7:59 PM Oct 28th from web
@alfredtwo I see a common thread here. We're #foodies. But cheeses are an acquired taste too. ;) 1:18 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to alfredtwo
My escrima stick came w/ a warning label: Use of #MartialArts weapons involve serious risk, including injury, disability & death. Redundant? 12:51 PM Oct 28th from web
@alfredtwo I've seen teachers who let squirrelly kids stand & work It doesn't help Those kids just have to MOVE And I have one of those kids 12:47 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to alfredtwo

Name Helen Teixeira
Location Seattle, WA
Web http://imhelendt....
Bio Sarcastic, irreverent, SAHM of two boys. Loves martial arts and swimming. Sassy attitude comes free of charge.