imchriskelly
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Leaving for Paris in 20 hours.
1:28 PM Nov 14th
from Echofon
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@ Wait. Are you in LA?
5:50 PM Nov 10th
from web
in reply to MLGiannini
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2PAC: THE MUSICAL is tonight at 930!
10:43 AM Nov 9th
from web
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@ Alright. Sold.
6:25 PM Nov 8th
from Echofon
in reply to DCpierson
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Goodbye Sacramento. High School Me would be so confused by Now Me saying this, but I shall miss you dearly.
6:22 PM Nov 5th
from web
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@ I don't understand. Do you watch and like?
11:48 PM Nov 4th
from web
in reply to zeekatai
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Oh man, I love love LOVE Modern Family. Tonight's was the best yet. Please watch this show.
10:58 PM Nov 4th
from web
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Come see "2Pac: The Musical!" at UCB November 9th at 9:30. We would love your support. RT!
6:05 PM Nov 4th
from web
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Cheer up! Unless we all want to get married in gas stations or backwoods rape sheds, this doesnt affect us!
2:26 PM Nov 4th
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In 2010, I say we pick a couple at random and vote on anulling their marriage. I'll host the election night party:
9:46 PM Nov 3rd
from web
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You can see my desk!
3:12 PM Nov 3rd
from web
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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck - (via @)
4:05 PM Nov 2nd
from web
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I just went to commiserate with the only normal looking person on this bus, then learned that he was deaf. I have no one.
6:27 PM Oct 29th
from Echofon
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Everyone on this bus is friends except for me.
4:50 PM Oct 29th
from web
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You guys, this bus is not joking around. These people are terrifying. Twenty-six years of avoiding hepatitis right out the window.
6:11 AM Oct 25th
from Echofon
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Pootie Wang
9:24 PM Oct 24th
from web
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You guys, wouldn't it be weird if I had watched eleven episodes of The West Wing today?
9:55 PM Oct 23rd
from web
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@ Thanks, yeah, I'm excited! We're starting in Paris, then going to Italy, Switzerland, Vienna, Prague and Amsterdam. Maybe more...
5:50 PM Oct 23rd
from web
in reply to solis510
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Up so late that I've been browsing Dave Coulier's Twitter page. Goodnight.
11:58 PM Oct 21st
from web
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Will everyone please tell Kevin DeBacker to write a one man show called "The DeBacker Debacle"? Back off. I'm directing.
7:52 PM Oct 20th
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- Name Chris Kelly
- Location New York City
- Web http://www.chrisk...
- Bio Writer, Actor, Comedian at UCB/The Onion News Network
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