ImAVeronica
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Few and far between are the family misunderstandings that cannot be instantly defused with an offer of hot chocolate spiked with Bailey's.
about 10 hours ago
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@ @ You're so right. Perhaps I should dye mine purple?
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: I miss the Cold War. It was like Republican pre-school. It kept them busy.
about 12 hours ago
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"Thanksgiving."
HA!
Did those pilgrims have a prescient sense of irony or what?
about 12 hours ago
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I'm hardly a and I , but I have a zero tolerance policy, so I don't even bother listening to .
about 13 hours ago
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Ten minutes ago my hair made an evolutionary great leap forward from John Lennon to Janis Joplin except hey wait that's so not progress, yo.
about 13 hours ago
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I spew my entire life all over the internet yet my Flickr stream is private.
I'm like a prostitute who doesn't let clients touch her ears.
about 21 hours ago
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I'm just like Sisyphus. Except instead of repeatedly rolling a boulder up a hill, I glare at it until it rolls itself. With similar results.
6:29 AM Nov 24th
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Yes, I'm an effete, intellectual snob, but come the revolution please believe that I can be useful in the hunter/gatherer sense of the word.
8:33 PM Nov 23rd
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Why am I so attracted to misanthropes? Because I like a challenge. Also I am a masochist.
4:44 PM Nov 23rd
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Rasta Boricua Nefertiti Shikse Goddess Princess. But only in profile.
2:08 PM Nov 23rd
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Rebrand all you want, AOL. You'll always be the jerk who sent us all those millions of CDs we didn't want, didn't need and couldn't recycle.
9:02 AM Nov 23rd
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I'm as alert as a rabbit on Ritalin and my liver is bionic. BIONIC, I SAY.
11:13 PM Nov 22nd
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There is just no gentle way to ask your own brain to SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
10:10 PM Nov 22nd
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The last thing I need is a dog who is uncomfortable with her sexuality.
10:00 PM Nov 22nd
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It would appear you people like me when I'm bitter.
8:07 PM Nov 22nd
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What he said: You're special.
What he meant: You have a vagina.
4:05 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: God must have really wanted Saturn because he put a ring on it.
3:16 PM Nov 22nd
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"Nobody's going to shoot a deer singing Martin Luther's hymn."
1:41 PM Nov 22nd
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The family just decided to skip Thanksgiving mashed potatoes in favor of arroz con gandules. I guess we're still Puerto Rican.
1:08 PM Nov 22nd
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- Name Maria
- Location Grenada. Or Amherst. Maybe.
- Web http://piscesinpu...
- Bio When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide our planet, and I will post pictures of my boobs.
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