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  1. It's too bad that #Hoarders chose to focus on one family of fairly attractive people and another family of bridge trolls. about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  2. ooooooooooooooooooor rather #hoarders about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  3. ALREADY ENGAGED. #hoarderes about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  4. I'm ready for #hoarders - this episode of #intervention just pissed me off. about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  5. Bitch, stop playing the victim. #intervention about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  6. Uuuuuuuughhhhh, Amy is making me want jump into a vat of acid. #intervention #ANNOYING about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  7. The woman performing the #intervention looks like a naked mole rat. http://brunosvanner.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/naked-mole-rat.jpg about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  8. GAHHHHH THE CUTTING CLOSE UP! #intervention #tvthatmakesmethrowup about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  9. @SexualElf Aaaaaand what was the ROTFLMAO in reference to? about 8 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SexualElf
  10. @SexualElf @oilybohunk7 Her parents do blow. HARD. Like hurricane winds hard. But Amy kinda sucks herself. She annoys me #sympathyfail about 8 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SexualElf
  11. Amy's friend on #intervention is about as worthless as shit on the floor. Bitch needs to stop saying Amy is such an unloved wasteofspace. about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  12. Amy about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  13. Also, is anyone noticing the lopsided eyes on this girl? I feel like I'm looking at a child's drawing of a face. #Intervention #crayons about 9 hours ago from Echofon
  14. @SexualElf @oilybohunk7 Also, is anyone noticing the lopsided eyes on this girl? I feel like I'm looking at a child's drawing of a face. about 9 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SexualElf
  15. @oilybohunk7 @SexualElf UM... IS THIS BITCH REALLY CUTTING HERSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!? THUROWING UP. about 9 hours ago from Echofon in reply to oilybohunk7
  16. Time for #INTERVENTION and #HOARDERS. Best night of television (if you're addicted to other people's failures). about 9 hours ago from Echofon
  17. @SexualElf That's probably for the best. I completely forgot that it was Monday and it was on until you mentioned it. Now I'm PUMPED! about 10 hours ago from Echofon in reply to SexualElf
  18. My mom thinks Everybody Loves Raymond is the funniest show to ever be on TV and it's CONSTANTLY on when I'm home. #cringingwithfamily about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  19. @maggisaar That's incredibly awesome and I'm very jealous. I think you should keep us all updated each day, haha. about 16 hours ago from Echofon in reply to maggisaar
  20. @maggisaar AGREED! I would watch the Michelle Collin's show in a heart beat. And pretty sure I wouldn't be cringing the way Tyra's made me. about 17 hours ago from Echofon in reply to maggisaar
  • Name imattmypants
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  • Bio The internet and cats are like the Sonny and Cher of technology.
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