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imaliwaller

  1. It should not be socially acceptable to blow your nose in public. 10 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @MikeCosta I don't get it, but I'm guessing it's a green lantern gay joke. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to MikeCosta
  3. Nothing like emptying a dryer filter to remind you that sharing a laundry room with strangers is completely disgusting. about 7 hours ago via web
  4. It's like I want Kelly Clarkson to fall in love, but then I don't because WHAT IF SHE STOPS SINGING POWER BALLADS?? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. #FF the very talented @TracyMcMillan and buy her new book here: tinyurl.com/bmuxhgm about 10 hours ago via web
  6. I played Janis on the show Friends. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. 12:23PM: got into a fight with a Jamaican lady over cookies. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. #FF Funny people with birthdays today @johnnypemberton @damienfahey @nikkiglaser @jwoliner about 14 hours ago via web
  9. My friend's review of the movie Friends with Benefits: "It made me feel fat." 10:12 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @SarahThyre @mollymcnearney @mrsrupertpupkin OOO ON THE WINGS OF LOVE! 8:58 PM May 31st via web in reply to SarahThyre
  11. @MrsRupertPupkin When you do get married, I feel like we all deserve to be in your wedding. 8:10 PM May 31st via web in reply to MrsRupertPupkin
  12. Can somebody please help me with my everything? 6:08 PM May 31st via web
  13. They should make a show about fat lifeguards on diets called Baywatchers. 5:01 PM May 31st via web
  14. @johnwhaskell Roto Reuters. Is that something? 4:46 PM May 31st via web in reply to johnwhaskell
  15. Will this be the summer I finally accept that I should own a pair of shorts? 2:36 PM May 31st via web
  16. RT @thesulk Then, a white guy with dreads showed up, and everyone felt a little bit better about themselves. 10:52 AM May 31st via web