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imakereality

  1. One of my ears finally popped! ONE OF MY EARS FINALLY POPPED!!! Merry Christmas, movie house! #SweetRelief
  2. Waking up at 1:30am while sick? Seems like a positive time to send out resumes! #JobHunt
  3. Tonight, my sickness expresses itself thru a symphony of bodily noises! #Masterpiece #TMI
  4. @monchalee So you're sick, TOO? Fortunately, we live in the future where Netflix and laptops can be reached from the couch.
  5. Really cute girl cashiering at the Safeway Beritania this evening. I hope she didn't notice my snot bubble. #sick
  6. Woke up with a sinus infection and still no full-time job, so no health benefits! Yay! Let the homemade remedies begin...
  7. Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ. Hang the DJ! Hang the DJ. Hang the DJ! Hang the DJ. Hang the DJ! #SingingAlong
  8. It's been so long that I'd forgotten that drunk girls will flash at radio events. #WelcomeBack
  9. It's time for Anna O'Brians and the Mustachio Bashio! We have skate decks, Free food, and more to give away. I'd better see you here!
  10. @NerdyCruz I've been twice. Last time was in 2010. Planned on going this year, but finances might not work out. Absolute Nirvana!
  11. I feel like I'd have a full comedy set to practice if I'd just carry a notebook w/me...or learned how to use the supercomputer in my pocket.
  12. @NerdyCruz I'm what the kids call "legit." Also, no point in hiding being a nerd for me, I can't be the only one!
  13. @JScottCampbell That's all "G," man. All "G."
  14. Overheard: Quite possibly the bestest ever. - Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain? Siri: What...? I mean, yeah.... tmblr.co/Z90N-xLyL4eo
  15. Thanks for the amazing Carnitas Tamale & Chile Verde Quesadilla combo! RT @imakereality Thanx for stopping by @ingdirect last Tuesday.
  16. Every time I come home, walking down the hall to my apartment is a new adventure in smell.
  17. Concert wish granted! Morrissey starts his set with "How Soon is Now"
  18. Morrissey concert! It's an outdoor show, so the sky might cry.
  19. Is it uncouth to just blatantly post here that I need a job? Because I need a job. And apparently lack couth. Writing? Editing? Marketing?
  20. There's a lot of fedoras in this bar. A LOT. OF FEDORAS.