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imakereality

  1. One of my ears finally popped! ONE OF MY EARS FINALLY POPPED!!! Merry Christmas, movie house! #SweetRelief 5:05 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Waking up at 1:30am while sick? Seems like a positive time to send out resumes! #JobHunt 4:25 AM May 31st via web
  3. Tonight, my sickness expresses itself thru a symphony of bodily noises! #Masterpiece #TMI 1:05 AM May 31st via web
  4. @monchalee So you're sick, TOO? Fortunately, we live in the future where Netflix and laptops can be reached from the couch. 3:13 PM May 30th via web
  5. Really cute girl cashiering at the Safeway Beritania this evening. I hope she didn't notice my snot bubble. #sick 10:24 PM May 29th via web
  6. Woke up with a sinus infection and still no full-time job, so no health benefits! Yay! Let the homemade remedies begin... 5:29 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ. Hang the DJ! Hang the DJ. Hang the DJ! Hang the DJ. Hang the DJ! #SingingAlong 1:23 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. It's been so long that I'd forgotten that drunk girls will flash at radio events. #WelcomeBack 2:03 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. It's time for Anna O'Brians and the Mustachio Bashio! We have skate decks, Free food, and more to give away. I'd better see you here! 11:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @NerdyCruz I've been twice. Last time was in 2010. Planned on going this year, but finances might not work out. Absolute Nirvana! 8:17 PM May 24th via web in reply to NerdyCruz
  11. I feel like I'd have a full comedy set to practice if I'd just carry a notebook w/me...or learned how to use the supercomputer in my pocket. 3:27 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @NerdyCruz I'm what the kids call "legit." Also, no point in hiding being a nerd for me, I can't be the only one! 2:02 PM May 24th via web in reply to NerdyCruz
  13. @JScottCampbell That's all "G," man. All "G." 8:34 PM May 22nd via web in reply to JScottCampbell
  14. Overheard: Quite possibly the bestest ever. - Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain? Siri: What...? I mean, yeah.... tmblr.co/Z90N-xLyL4eo 1:34 PM May 22nd via Tumblr
  15. Thanks for the amazing Carnitas Tamale & Chile Verde Quesadilla combo! RT @imakereality Thanx for stopping by @ingdirect last Tuesday. 12:28 PM May 21st via web
  16. Every time I come home, walking down the hall to my apartment is a new adventure in smell. 6:19 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Concert wish granted! Morrissey starts his set with "How Soon is Now" 11:59 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Morrissey concert! It's an outdoor show, so the sky might cry. 11:13 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Is it uncouth to just blatantly post here that I need a job? Because I need a job. And apparently lack couth. Writing? Editing? Marketing? 8:12 PM May 19th via web
  20. There's a lot of fedoras in this bar. A LOT. OF FEDORAS. 2:06 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone