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boring_as_heck Speller 239, Mark De Los Santos, spells nudibranch incorrectly in Round Nine of the Bee, and is run over by a 2012 Subaru Forester. 6:22 PM May 31st via web Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 10 others
ActualPerson084 To hear about our DEADLY BLACK IRON pizza specials, just write PIZZA WIDOW on a mirror and listen up. One of us will be with you shortly. 12:03 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 32 others
Imaginary Image Blog's first 200+ note post courtesy of @boring_as_heck - A dinosaur vibrating as a giant sentient... tmblr.co/ZeX9pwMLDgYO 4:54 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
famouscrab oh gosh some body laced my shoes ... with drugs! "well stop licking your shoes all the time einsten?" hmm nah no thx 10:44 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 35 others
ActualPerson084 A MAN'S SHADOW CRAWLING FROM BEHIND THE VENDING MACHINE WHENEVER SOMEONE SELECTS ROLD'S GOLD PRETZELS. 2:23 AM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 28 others
Babies the size of men, dressed in business casual, boarding trains and buses, going to their stupid baby... tmblr.co/ZeX9pwMQOxpG 8:25 AM May 30th via Tumblr
TPHD I RARELY SAY 666 BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY IT WILL ALL MY MOUTHS AT ONCE 6:21 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 32 others
DadBeard I'm fine with teenagers who are right wing politically because, when I was their age, I wanted a Screeching Weasel tattoo. Teens are stupid. 5:17 AM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 2 others
A dinosaur vibrating as a giant sentient glass of water draws ever nearer. tmblr.co/ZeX9pwMLDgYO 7:06 AM May 29th via web
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A black ice cream truck playing violently loud Sunn O))) while driving eerily slow down a suburban... tmblr.co/ZeX9pwMAuw4g 10:11 AM May 26th via Tumblr
A growing number of stars in the sky gradually becoming more and more visible until they’ve formed perfectly... tmblr.co/ZeX9pwM8hX1N 6:30 PM May 25th via Tumblr
An amp and guitar in an abandoned house sending a raspy drone to the heavens since 1963. tmblr.co/ZeX9pwM7l1v2 2:08 PM May 25th via Tumblr
A poorly edited healthy eating PSA with a Sylvester Stallone impersonator in an apron kicking and punching various frui imaginaryimageblog.tumblr.com/post/236812646… 11:41 AM May 24th via web
a distant planet rotating to one side, its magma shifting from subterranean chamber to chamber. it sighs with pleasure imaginaryimageblog.tumblr.com/post/236801089… 11:13 AM May 24th via web
A large spiderweb in a dusty old attic covered in dozens of tiny beautiful diamonds imaginaryimageblog.tumblr.com/post/236800279… 11:12 AM May 24th via web
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ActualPerson084 AUTO-CORRECT BEGINS CHANGING MORE AND MORE WORDS TO "SADNESS." 10:28 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by imaginaryimage and 194 others
The world’s dead skin cells arise from their resting places like a reverse snow storm and form, in the sky,... tmblr.co/ZeX9pwLyDE30 1:01 PM May 22nd via Tumblr
a Charmin bear with his pants at his ankles, doing the ungainly butt shuffle to where the toilet paper is... tmblr.co/ZeX9pwLxw8Ht 11:26 AM May 22nd via Tumblr

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