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@SarcasticMomLC Heheh. So glad you like it. 10:25 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to SarcasticMomLC
Shake it like a Polaroid picture http://bit.ly/45m9zS 9:39 PM Oct 29th from twitterfeed
@ampersandwich I am very pleased that you like our high-falutin' yuk yuks. 9:31 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to ampersandwich
My only excuse for this: I've been snowed in for days. http://bit.ly/21dck3 9:22 PM Oct 29th from web
@buttersuit 's version of "Put a Ring On It" is stuck in my head. "Shama lama lama lama ring on it. Uh uh oh." 2:50 PM Oct 29th from web
Staring at snow burns my retinas. 2:44 PM Oct 29th from web
I figure having the laptop on my legs warms them up in a similar fashion to running, so I don't need to run anymore. Welcome to my logic. 2:04 PM Oct 26th from web
English pub food creates European-sized bloat. Bleah. 9:26 PM Oct 13th from web
Eighteen piles and a dozen roses http://bit.ly/163UCz 11:47 AM Oct 13th from twitterfeed
I'm movin' on up, to the east side http://bit.ly/akh5z 8:42 PM Oct 8th from twitterfeed
@casualperfect HAHAHA. You KNOW that's my worst fear. *shudder* *twitch* I'll have to infuse my lack-o-accent into him every day. 8:03 PM Oct 8th from web in reply to casualperfect
@casualperfect Thank ya! I guess I should get some more Colorado under my nails before leaving, eh? 7:50 PM Oct 8th from web in reply to casualperfect
@Greeblemonkey D'oh. I didn't even realize that you sneak-tweeted about me at the circus. Sneaky sneaky! 7:42 PM Oct 8th from web in reply to Greeblemonkey
I said a thing! With words and sounds and the clickety clack! http://bit.ly/11kT2l 7:40 PM Oct 8th from web
Please tell me we found our house. 6:41 PM Sep 14th from web
Twitter has become like that giant eyeball in the sky from "Lord of the Rings". Red, bloodshot, and with too much time on its hands. 1:38 PM Sep 14th from web
Do you remember me http://bit.ly/3qSOyO 1:42 AM Sep 3rd from twitterfeed
Baby spiders are invading from the ceiling. Just thought you'd like to know. 10:07 PM Aug 11th from web
I'm kinda in love with Pandora. 12:56 PM Aug 6th from web
@perpstu I hope you are wearing your kilt and war paint. 12:55 PM Aug 6th from web in reply to perpstu

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Name imaginary binky
Location Denver, soon to be PA
Web http://www.imagin...
Bio Nonsense about comedians, babies, and something or another about me. Writer for Denver Motherhood Examiner on Examiner.com and other stuff.

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