ilyssasky
- Decoupage: Glue+ Tissue paper+2 small children. End result? Nicely decorated boxes and conjoined twins masquerading as a parade float.7:00 AM Jun 15th from web
- Yesterday, I got to say: "Did the dog steal your underwear?" Today? No such gems of discourse. What a dull, dull day.1:24 PM Jun 10th from web
- @tfinder My dog slept thru it. I've since renamed him "Fearless Defender of the Kitchen". He does not respond to his new name. Rightly so.8:53 AM Jun 10th from web in reply to tfinder
- Sweet Jesus! The insect I just encountered was so large it had a name tag and smiled at me. #iWillNeverGoInMyKitchenAgain6:39 PM Jun 9th from web
- For my birthday, I taught my kids to say "You're a spring chicken!" Kids are awesome.5:53 PM Jun 9th from web
- Looking at rain barrels on Amazon. "You may also like: Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged". Um. Okay.11:01 AM Jun 9th from web
- No, no, Anais. Hiss *does* mean hiss. The cat does not have a speech impediment: he is not asking for more kisses.1:21 PM Jun 5th from web
- What light through yonder window breaks? Could it be the sun?12:47 PM Jun 5th from web
- Day 2 of heavy rain. Desperate. Given the children paints. Fear the worst.7:40 AM Jun 5th from web
- @pdemarte I must have dialed 1-900-WAAAAAAAUGH. TOTALLY not what I was expecting.11:31 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to pdemarte
- So far today I've had a power outage and been whacked over the head by a Chewbacca doll. I see the graphic design muse has a sense of humor.11:09 AM Jun 1st from web
- @GreensboroGrub Aw, shucks. Thank you so much. I enjoyed meeting you! Your Grubs are such a great idea. @gabrieli & I hope to go to one.6:50 AM Jun 1st from web in reply to GreensboroGrub
- Waiting for the graphic design muse to whack me on the head with a rubber mallot this morning. That *is* the way it works, right?6:35 AM Jun 1st from web
- @imaginestudios 'twas cool meeting you & everyone at the Tweetup.6:30 AM Jun 1st from web
- Wore shorts. Fear passers-by that fell to ground screaming "MY EYES! I'M BLIND!" may have seen sun reflecting off legs. Overall, felt cooler5:35 PM May 23rd from web
- Relieved voice is returning. Conveying urgent messages to kids like "Get off your sister's head" not as effective in loud whispers & glares.9:59 AM May 21st from web
- Packages from grandmother always interesting: books 4 kids, shirt 4 me, cookies, half empty box of spaghetti, holy water, shaving gel.4:43 PM May 19th from web
- @crredwards http://twitpic.com/5fudl - co-Drugs... those are the ones you do WITH other people. So, solo drugs are OK?11:52 AM May 18th from TwitPic
- Kids & @gabrieli talking about light saber colors. Asked what color I would want. "Oh, kind of sienna - terra cotta". He rolled his eyes.6:42 AM May 17th from web
- ISO Debate Team. 2YO & 5YO for hire. Will argue anything. Perfect for practice. Affordable rates.4:51 PM May 11th from web
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- Name ilyssa sky
- Location North Carloina
- Web http://www.ilyssa...
- Bio mother of 2, freelance web / print designer, amateur photographer, occasional crafter (when it so strikes my fancy)
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