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  1. every time i hear a trader joes commercial on the radio, i die a little inside. 35 miles to the nearest one :( 30 miles to the nearest wf :(
  2. @backseatbingo that also sounds like the foundation of a horror movie waiting to happen, tbh
  3. i'm out of fingers and toes to count the number of times i've almost been killed this christmas in peachtree city. psycho golf carts.
  4. @backseatbingo omg maybe she's sleepwalking/possessed! be afraid. at my old dorm, i used to get booty calls at 2-3 am, the girl b4 was a ho!
  5. if we don't tweet or talk back and forth on a regular basis, please reply to this & tell me how you found me? no spambot bitchassness here!
  6. i love luring people into false senses of security on canasta, only to turn around and curbstomp them. i'm the venus flytrap of pogo.
  7. @helloross everything is more expensive in california! they have to pay servers min wage (at least 8 bucks/hr i think?)--here it's 2.33/hr!
  8. The Great Gaymas 2009 has begun.
  9. I AM TRYING TO DO MY CLOSING PAPERWORK, ASSBAGS. I DON'T HAVE YOUR CLEAN DOG. THE GROOMING SALON, WHERE YOUR PET WAS DROPPED OFF, DOES!!!!
  10. DEAR GEORGIANS: IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE IN THE FUCKING RAIN, THEN DON'T. LEAVE. THE. HOUSE.
  11. RT @BackSeatBingo: This is me blatantly ignoring the fact that I need to be getting ready for work. Not inspired by the deathly cold out ...
  12. i'm really growing limited by my half-missing MAC collection. damnit, dipdown, I NEED YOU!
  13. @backseatbingo yeah, i have a student loan, but i've been trying to save that until i really needed it :\ oh well.
  14. dear georgia weather: could you suck a little more? it's 36°F, pouring rain, and gusting wind at 28 mph. DIAF.
  15. lmaoo je t'adore, @ladyblownapart. je t'adore
  16. Yeah, so, about that scholarship...definitely don't have it anymore.
  17. @helloross TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE!
  18. last but not least, dad will be brought to the digital age: starter digi cam and mem card. Everyone else? qt pictures in dolla store frames
  19. Xmas gifts: mom: the wedding singer, across the universe, and @ladyantebellum. bro: borat, tropic thunder, ps2 cards, & transformers.
  20. RT @Freakdad: The first rule of Spite Club is: Fuck you, your rules are stupid.