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  1. this fox news anchor is my new hero. he tells a woman whose cause in life is bashing fat people that she's a disgrace: http://bit.ly/SJ7g3
  2. @sacca totes?
  3. @crystal gee thanks. luh luh, luh luh luh...
  4. i made my own snuggie by wearing my bathrobe backwards. http://twitpic.com/9u9tp
  5. drove to red lobster for victory dinner after long bike ride. turns out they're out of lobster (til tuesday). false advertising!
  6. biked to the golden gate bridge with @pud http://twitpic.com/9fwpz
  7. good advice! dang, i need to check twitter more frequently. RT @lwaldal @ilona don't forget to turn keyboard upside down
  8. just left work. very happy i got a taxi right away--they can be hard to come by in this town, & i didn't bring a coat today.
  9. @richardgoldberg debut went great! i love singing harmonies but i'm slow to pick them up on my own, so it was a lot of fun.
  10. spilled bottle of water all over my desk, keyboard, chair, floor, etc. mopped up some with paper towels then gave up. it'll dry eventually.
  11. @Juleznet 8 weeks old and already an ironic hipster. kids today grow up so fast.
  12. there are a lot of boobies at the dyke march.
  13. i can hear the dykes on bikes leading off the march, but i can't see 'em.
  14. @sara not to worry! no such thing.
  15. about to make my big debut as part of the chorus at my new synagogue, at the annual pride service.
  16. the back of this #9 bus smells like pee.
  17. aw, now i like them even more! RT @Zappos_Service: @ilona Congrats on the wedding! Let us know if you need anything else!
  18. this is funny: go to Google's home page, type in "Obama's plan for gay rights," and hit "I'm feeling lucky."
  19. zappos (@zappos) is amazing (obvs). just ordered 5 pair of potential wedding shoes to try on. free 1-day delivery; 1-year return policy.
  20. @lkilpatrick thanks for the tips re tide pools (and for the marshmallows!). we saw many starfish and hermit crabs.