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  1. Well it wouldn't be Christmas if I wasn't up until stupid o'clock having a meltdown over an ill-conceived & poorly executed homemade gift! 8:20 AM Dec 23rd from Twitterrific
  2. Crazy Jesus lady: "church can't save you! religion can't save you!" Bewildered little boy in line, to mother: "religion can't save you?!?" 2:54 PM Dec 21st from Twitterrific
  3. Whoa. Elderly woman in line at post office ranting about Jesus. 2:51 PM Dec 21st from Twitterrific
  4. Pushing the limits of good taste, if not TSA policy, with the total volume of my carry on + personal item 7:10 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  5. Last night, after Jason's office holiday party, I wrote this reminder to myself: shrip FYI cookie! 6:07 AM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  6. @mindysaraco can't go wrong with mashflugen potatorp 9:54 AM Dec 13th from Twitterrific in reply to mindysaraco
  7. Flight attendant: good morning! Me: good morning! Man behind me: merry christmas! Really? Already? 7:00 AM Dec 12th from Twitterrific
  8. This morning my car door was frozen shut. Had to climb in through the passenger side. Graceful! 8:12 PM Dec 10th from web
  9. Oh, driving in the snow. I did not miss you. 4:26 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  10. @thesmitten I vote yay. B/c I know you'll only include small-kitchen-worthy items, i.e. not W-S cake tins shaped like giant Oreos, etc. 12:25 PM Dec 5th from Twitterrific in reply to thesmitten
  11. Finished first of three final papers! Celebrate with wine or sleep? (or more likely, option one followed quickly by option 2) 9:35 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  12. I downloaded mac freedom & hid phone in other room to force productivity. So had to procrastinate the old fashioned way: staring into space. 8:26 PM Nov 30th from web
  13. Saturday night and I'm researching structural racism in the child welfare system. Woooo. 8:27 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  14. @khren Hobo Werewolf! DO IT. 2:46 PM Nov 18th from Twitterrific in reply to khren
  15. Have been working on this paper since early afternoon, and still have hours to go. Why did I think grad school was a good idea again? 7:46 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. @s_cole yes! Social work program at U of Chicago. So have been relating to your late night studying tweets AND missing DC tweets... 11:22 AM Nov 9th from Twitterrific in reply to s_cole
  17. Giving up on this paper for now. Getting up in 7 hours. Debating reading re:poverty, researching child abuse, bath, or bed. #ihategradschool 9:54 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  18. @s_cole me neither/good idea 5:50 PM Nov 8th from Twitterrific in reply to s_cole
  19. Wait. There is also FOOD in my fridge. In case of confusion. RT@Master__Cleanse RT @illingslice Right now in my fridge: Cherry juice, OJ,... 9:30 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific
  20. No/alc bevs remind me of a party that @mindysaraco & @desrosil & I once threw. Friend wanted n/a drink & all we had was milk or tap water. 4:31 PM Nov 6th from Twitterrific