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  1. omg- a guy just asked if there was smoking on this plane...and he's not 90 19 minutes ago from mobile web
  2. wow-i have NOTHING bad to say about LAX this morning...it's like i have fuel for my fire. Good morning everyone... about 7 hours ago from mobile web
  3. @sarahduong that was AMAZING about 8 hours ago from mobile web
  4. Lady GaGa's new song is about my dog "Bad Roblanche" about 15 hours ago from mobile web
  5. LAX here i come! you and i have a lot of catching up to do about 15 hours ago from mobile web
  6. @THECOMEDYSTORE TONIGHT AT 11pm come work out by laughing before it all goes to hell this weekend about 23 hours ago from web
  7. @waldocent thank you very much about 23 hours ago from web
  8. Today I said the phrase "Oh, sweet, Wife Swap is on!" 12:09 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. I AM ON LEWIS BLACK'S "SURVIVING THE HOLIDAYS" ON THE HSTORY CHANNEL AT 8 PST...OR RIGHT NOW ON THE EAST COAST! 6:21 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/qp3dx - FLAMING BLANCHE! 4:53 PM Nov 23rd from TwitPic
  11. Best way to get a girl to like your sports team is to give her cute shirts with their logo on it...I'm now a die hard Calgary Flames fan. 12:59 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @davoncomedy Thanks for comin out in Pittsburgh- good to be in da city-a-champeens-n-nat 12:37 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @frhammersly Thank you- it's my new favorite bit 12:35 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @wyldride Strawberry tart? yeah...it's got some rat in it 9:33 AM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  15. @bidpitchas THANK YOU! 9:32 AM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  16. @realdavetegnier those are all stupid guesses. The correct answer comes from Bladeofgrass7- apples?cat? - it's both 11:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. http://twitpic.com/qlwbp - What is in this pie? 10:32 PM Nov 22nd from TwitPic
  18. @nrusso14 THANK YOU! (I haven't seen it yet!) 9:48 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. Beyonce can do no wrong. Except for "Beautiful Lair" You did a bad job on that one, B. Yeah, these are my thoughts on a sunday morning. 9:36 AM Nov 22nd from web
  20. Apparently im on Pauly Shore and Friends on SHOWTIME RIGHT NOW! 9:22 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  • Name Iliza Shlesinger
  • Location Hollywood, CA
  • Web http://www.iliza.com
  • Bio Comedian at large..and small
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