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  1. lola versus powerman and the moneygoround is 39 yearsold TODAY! 2:32 PM Nov 27th from TweetDeck
  2. im allergic to the suburbs/damp leaves, so my eyes got puffy and i got sniffly, and my mom called me "such a Jew." wtf mom?/lol 8:53 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Behind the Scenes of "Meet the Putties" -- possibly better than the orig, can't tell! But it's very good. Watch: http://tinyurl.com/ycm63mq 8:38 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. home = diners 8:32 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  5. @alexcharak omg i do, u know i do! 9:25 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. the gray backdrop for Thanksgiving at Home is pretty and i think ubiquitous? maybe because it's the sky... 9:25 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. In about 40% of cases in which people are classified as being in a vegetative state, closer inspection reveals signs of consciousness. -bbc 11:56 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. @ruby_ sneakers what channelllll 3:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. team america and 92y tribeca are awesome 8:19 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  10. high school talent show turns two (bc we're widdwe babeeeez). 8pm at the UCB theatre!!!!! 12:48 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. i could watch brokeback a hundred times + when i need to cry http://www.youtube.com/watc... 11:25 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. Why? #oprah 10:24 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. @shaundiston i wish it weren't true #ihopethisisabit 12:21 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. @jrach4d also i hope she chokes on a fucking chicken wing. she's ugly on the inside. 12:02 PM Nov 18th from web
  15. @jasonlcurtis @shaundiston ugh idk how to get the vid to YerTerb bc my phone's like, "its too big." my FEMALE phone said that! 11:47 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Thanks for letting us know, Kate Moss! (dumb bitch alert?) 1:17 PM Nov 13th from web
  17. judge judy just said to a 19-yr old defendant, "well maybe all ya drug use has fried ya brain." 7:37 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. NICOLAS FEHN 9:15 PM Nov 7th from web
  19. @lindseyweber yeah of course. maybe this week or next weekend? even mernday nert? 8:56 PM Nov 7th from web
  20. snl is like tween heaven right now 8:51 PM Nov 7th from web