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“@: Jani Lane was snubbed by the Grammys.” Right? Constantine Maroulis should have been out there belting "Cherry Pie".
about 12 hours ago
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I don't like the Words with Friends "Random Opponent" option. It's like a glory hole I could find my mom on the other side of.
7:50 AM Feb 12th
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Before kicking an Epson printer in the face, ask yourself, "Would I be happier if I kicked this printer in the face?" Then put on shoes.
2:50 PM Feb 11th
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Dear -
Fuck off.
Sincerely,
KP Anderson
2:43 PM Feb 11th
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in an alt way. “@: Leaving for Berlin tomorrow. Refresh my memory -- when Der Kommisar's in town, is it cool to turn around?”
11:21 PM Feb 10th
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Those previous retweets are from my hometown pal @. When passing through, MN it would behoove you to go see American Rust.
8:41 PM Feb 8th
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@ Ross!!!! Thank KP! My band is called American Rust
7:15 PM Feb 8th
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@ Hey bro how are you!?!?!? We need all the shameless self promotion we can get, help this Cambridge bro Tweet our reverbnation
7:14 PM Feb 8th
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@ nobody. Also Sue intimidates me more.
10:47 AM Feb 3rd
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in reply to joshwolfcomedy
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@ not the same without you, pal.
10:23 AM Feb 3rd
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Laughing ass off at Archer. Remembered awesome Aisha Tyler is the guest on podcast with @. Download. Listen.
9:30 PM Feb 2nd
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Watching . Mike D'Antoni's plan of almost winning is totally coming together.
7:33 PM Feb 2nd
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This will likely be better than good. “@: I might not be cool, but my friends are. ”
8:26 AM Feb 2nd
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Time to place your bets on how many seconds in to the 1st quarter it will become clear Al Michaels is openly cheering for the Giants.
8:22 AM Feb 2nd
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I'm down with Newt's "Moon Station" plan. Mostly cause Bachelor Jake is at the next table and there has to be a better place for him.
1:45 PM Feb 1st
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On tonight's, @ slow dances with Tyrese. Follow that, .
12:46 PM Feb 1st
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@ it was otherworldly. If I could do the equivalent of that dunk at my job, I would totally break my laptop.
10:38 PM Jan 31st
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in reply to BrodyismeFriend
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At what point will they start saying "and in fourth, Plucky little racist Ron Paul..."
10:33 PM Jan 31st
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Gingrich may want to drop out of this election before NBC casts someone else as Grandpa Munster.
10:28 PM Jan 31st
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@ @ texted me that he's doing it. I'm giving odds the man shows.
10:27 PM Jan 31st
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in reply to DougStanhope
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- Name K.P. Anderson
- Location LA CA
- Bio Executive Producer & Head Writer of The Soup, 0 time world champion bass fisherman
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