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Oh great, a flock of twats has just turned up. It's a Twat Flock. I might have to go home.about 22 hours agofrom web
My mood wants to swing, but it's got nowhere left to swing to.about 22 hours agofrom web
Lazyweb: a service responding to "Content Not Available In Your Location" messages with "go fuck yourself you cunt" tweets to content owner.2:24 PM Jul 3rdfrom web
Catsby's a funny critter. He's sitting on the bed with one leg stuck up in the air. He can't remember who he is our how he got there.10:02 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
I've finally cracked and blocked all adverts on Chrome. Sorry, that one with the ghost with the mouse-over noise did it. Fuck you etc.4:25 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
Another cold Friday, and another week vanished in about 3 days. Dad is trying to get his new coffee machine to go.2:01 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
We just went and saw that Transformers. Too much was both right with it and wrong with it to contain in one head. I need a nice lie down.1:33 AM Jul 2ndfrom web
You chaps in England won't have heard of a middle-8. It's the bit where the guitar solo goes when people are too lazy to write a middle-8.6:08 PM Jul 1stfrom web
I've got the middle-8 from "ooooo ooo oo, I keep crawling back to yooo" by Tom Petty stuck in my head. Could be worse I spose. A lot worse.6:06 PM Jul 1stfrom web
@joshr Know what you mean. I want to live in a UFO. There's this huge and worsening conjecture/reality ratio with "progress" reporting tho.6:03 PM Jul 1stfrom webin reply to joshr
A rug-dealer has set up shop next to the Thai place... mothballs mingling with the garlic creating something akin to panic-scale halitoses6:01 PM Jul 1stfrom web