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  1. Mer's posh Grandma asking about the East Village: "Do the stores down there sell turkeys?" 11 minutes ago from twidroid
  2. I've got my Thankgiving eatin' pants on: dressy, with a just a smidge of extra room in the waist. Seconds? Yes, thank you. about 4 hours ago from twidroid
  3. Dear 80 yr old Latino man pushing a walker with a boom box taped to it, thank you for making me love my home! Happy Thanksgiving! about 4 hours ago from twidroid
  4. You said I couldn't get a TableMate! This is a TableMate 2! 12:47 PM Nov 21st from twidroid
  5. Going to see The Fatty's cover band, Hipster at Fontanas! 8:36 PM Nov 20th from twidroid
  6. Dinner with THE BEEBS! 1998 in the house! 4:23 PM Nov 18th from twidroid
  7. Now there's a man who knows how to grease a rope! 6:01 PM Nov 17th from twidroid
  8. @meridiculous in DC "excuse me, is this a rally or a shindig?" 12:15 PM Nov 15th from twidroid
  9. You're only as old as you feel (when you wake up passed out on your own couch with a half-eaten falafel on your chest). Stay classy, Bri! 3:30 AM Nov 8th from twidroid
  10. Walter Cromwhistle is no Peter Winchell. 8:21 PM Nov 6th from twidroid
  11. "Man, when I get older I hope somebody quotes me...uh, maybe on my epitaph?" Sarah Lewitinn. Man, the hits just keep on coming tonight. 8:14 PM Nov 6th from twidroid
  12. "These tits aren't gonna hurt anybody's career, I'll tell you that much." Sarah Lewitinn (now with attribution!) 8:13 PM Nov 6th from twidroid
  13. These tits aren't gonna hurt anyone's career, I'll tell you that much. 8:11 PM Nov 6th from twidroid
  14. This is what's known as "totally goin for it." 7:57 PM Nov 6th from twidroid
  15. @claytoncubitt Ugh, fucking Jesus freak. Move back to the south already. 4:14 PM Nov 2nd from twidroid in reply to claytoncubitt
  16. Despite my vigilance, I'm like 0 for 300 in terms of getting Road Treats out of Maddy's mouth before she manages to snarf them down. 6:41 PM Nov 1st from web
  17. All the boys look like secret, guilty trannies with the smudged, remnants of Halloween makeup under their eyes. 6:12 PM Nov 1st from web
  18. Candy apples and razor blades. Little dead are soon in graves. I remember Halloween. 8:54 AM Oct 31st from twidroid
  19. Whoa. Looks like Bed Bath & Beyond expects every man, woman and child in NYC to buy at least 3 Snuggies. #conspicuousconsumption 3:23 PM Oct 28th from twidroid
  20. Har Mar just slaughtered ther Mercury Room. #sweatymenintights 7:56 PM Oct 27th from twidroid