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  1. Mer's posh Grandma asking about the East Village: "Do the stores down there sell turkeys?"
  2. I've got my Thankgiving eatin' pants on: dressy, with a just a smidge of extra room in the waist. Seconds? Yes, thank you.
  3. Dear 80 yr old Latino man pushing a walker with a boom box taped to it, thank you for making me love my home! Happy Thanksgiving!
  4. You said I couldn't get a TableMate! This is a TableMate 2!
  5. Going to see The Fatty's cover band, Hipster at Fontanas!
  6. Dinner with THE BEEBS! 1998 in the house!
  7. Now there's a man who knows how to grease a rope!
  8. @meridiculous in DC "excuse me, is this a rally or a shindig?"
  9. You're only as old as you feel (when you wake up passed out on your own couch with a half-eaten falafel on your chest). Stay classy, Bri!
  10. Walter Cromwhistle is no Peter Winchell.
  11. "Man, when I get older I hope somebody quotes me...uh, maybe on my epitaph?" Sarah Lewitinn. Man, the hits just keep on coming tonight.
  12. "These tits aren't gonna hurt anybody's career, I'll tell you that much." Sarah Lewitinn (now with attribution!)
  13. These tits aren't gonna hurt anyone's career, I'll tell you that much.
  14. This is what's known as "totally goin for it."
  15. @claytoncubitt Ugh, fucking Jesus freak. Move back to the south already.
  16. Despite my vigilance, I'm like 0 for 300 in terms of getting Road Treats out of Maddy's mouth before she manages to snarf them down.
  17. All the boys look like secret, guilty trannies with the smudged, remnants of Halloween makeup under their eyes.
  18. Candy apples and razor blades. Little dead are soon in graves. I remember Halloween.
  19. Whoa. Looks like Bed Bath & Beyond expects every man, woman and child in NYC to buy at least 3 Snuggies. #conspicuousconsumption
  20. Har Mar just slaughtered ther Mercury Room. #sweatymenintights