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ijosborne

  1. @KatakaShin Wow, I had no idea. When's it due? I'll write it on my calendar and make sure we send you a card.
  2. @KatakaShin You're pregnant?
  3. @OfficialSabbath How about a shirt saying, "Where's the drummer?"
  4. @AngeNicholson You need to change your radio station. Shatner sang everything like a constipated adolescent reading a porn mag on the bog.
  5. @JemRoberts Where's The Bell? I like Atilla, and might make that one.
  6. @chrisphin I did wonder.
  7. @Ruthknowles @laurenwood23 Are you doing a sponsored marathon, Lauren?
  8. @MKCreative Now let's see how fast you can drive from London to York.
  9. @vickywoollaston If they replaced the crown with a heart, you'd love it.
  10. @PNMPR If they did that, no one would notice.
  11. @trevormiddleton Cheers, I should probably add that one to the blog tomorrow.
  12. @bengoldacre @ianbetteridge Next time they organise a fundraising fair, I'm going to piss in their lentil soup.
  13. @MKCreative Was that the one on the balcony over the market, sold reggae and soul? Also, do you remember a Cyclops Records? Brum or Walsall.
  14. @MKCreative What was the record shop opposite the methodist church called? And remember the 2nd hand book and comic store in the underpass?
  15. @MKCreative Reddingtons Rare Records, Nostalgia and Comics - shit, I just typed that before reading your preceding tweet. Seriously!
  16. @allpointsnorth Not as bad as when Birmingham, UK used a pic of Birmingham, Alabama.
  17. @violetblue It does too. You just ruined that movie for me. :-(
  18. It must be a really slow news day if @KerryMP's trivial tweet about a yob on a train is covered the BBC website. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
  19. Does Infinity Blade ever end?