iiiTheWizardiii
abandoned. Now drknly looking fr them at hotel brs. May die
| iiiTheWizardiii Cops forgot about me cuz brother and cuz got belligerent. Getting three roni pizzas while they argue. |
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| iiiTheWizardiii (john) |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Getting kicked out of pleasure island for doing the backspin |
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| iiiTheWizardiii watching brother pass out down... Then up... Outside the English pub. |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Cousin is bleeding on an English couple. Brother and I have Guinness a chivas back. Wish wuz ded. |
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| iiiTheWizardiii ...and I went too. Security came and we shinnied back down. On the lam... |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Now they're climbing the tower in Mexico |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Listening to my brother wish death upon all around us. |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Two amazing race hopefuls think we look "fun" so were in their tryout tape. Thinking shuck and I could do better |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Just told brother and cousin what is evidently the penultimate "getting caught roughing it" story |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Thinking that a Disney bride with a huge, real tattoo of an eagle on her arm seems wrong. |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Reflecting on the fact that Black Friday means something different in my family... |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Just barely made flight. Teen next to me has nose ring. Starting conversation. |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Heading to the airport w a tingle in me pingle |
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| iiiTheWizardiii pre-loathing the next few days in Disneyworld |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Firing up twitted again bc its gonna be nausty in disneyworld this week |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Considering my options as i approach the police concert. Drunk and trouble w wife, or sober and marginal time? |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Wynton marsalis is an entertainer, a musical genius, and has huge bulbous onions... |
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| iiiTheWizardiii Boarded a late plane to travel west on a quest to ask people dumber than me for money. |
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