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I've begun flogging myself now for all the driving sins my wife will say I committed on our trip tomorrow. I find it saves time. 5:28 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
The short-lived ecstasy from movie popcorn has shifted toward insurrection. 5:13 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
Pro tip: wear your glasses outside and see the world in whole new light 4:50 PM Nov 24th from UberTwitter
Make money on Twitter? No, I'm good. How about I just unfollow you instead? 4:31 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
Despite its Disneyified and feel-good formula, highly recommend Blind Side 4:19 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
So far so good as a single parent during wife's parent-teacher conferences. That's what the official record will show anyway 1:08 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
Drinking water right now. The Mountain Dew antibodies are mounting a counterattack. 12:36 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
No cavities for the boys. Their regimen of brushing with nacho cheese seems to be working well. 12:24 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@Phemelo If you need an invite, DM me your address and I will hook you up. It takes quite awhile. 12:17 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to Phemelo
I will gladly give you a Google Wave invite so you can ignore it like I do. 12:03 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
Feeling the guilt from @sahans. I may have a tough time getting through lunch. 12:02 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@SomethingGirl Wished I could have seen it. Like Jude's line for sure 11:57 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to SomethingGirl
From Overheard in the Newsroom. Sports Editor: “How do you spell ‘masturbate?’” News Editor: “You don’t.” 11:38 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@SomethingGirl I will have to reserve judgment on the armor family because I don't get TLC and can't find it online. 11:32 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to SomethingGirl
@bpekroy mikehenneke.mvourtown.com 11:31 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to bpekroy
At last. @SomethingGirl signed up for Intense Debate on my blog. She's the best person to find my typos. 11:26 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
@SomethingGirl I read over it three times before I caught it. Thanks. 11:23 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to SomethingGirl
@tanyaross It makes it harder to drive the van. The mammoths take up a lot of room and like loud music. 11:11 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to tanyaross
@tanyaross It's mostly a few dust bunnies dating back to Paleozoic era. If they start choking from the dust, I'll reconsider. 11:08 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to tanyaross
Was going to clean out our van before our trip. I thought about it, shook my head and moved on 11:00 AM Nov 24th from TweetDeck

Name Mike Henneke
Location Albany, Oregon
Web http://www.mikehe...
Bio Mormon dad of 5 kids leaving mediocrity in the dust, along with assorted Hostess crumbs, guilt and .. (Excuse me, I think that's the school principal)