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I don't remember it, but I have it written down.
| Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. |
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| I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words. -- Lenny Bruce |
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| "You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." - M. Somerset Maugham |
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| If death did not exist today it would be necessary to invent it. -- Count Jean Baptiste Milhoud |
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| Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot. |
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| Proverbs 22:11 He who loves a pure heart and whose speech is gracious will have the king for his friend. |
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| The Patrician was a pragmatist. He never tried to fix things that worked. Things that didn't work, however, got broken. (Soul Music) |
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| Are you making all this up as you go along? |
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| Common sense is that collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -- Einstein. |
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| You see but you do not observe. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in "The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes" |
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| "Familiarity breeds contempt...and children!" Mark Twain (thx @PaulaClare) |
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| "Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson (thx @PaulaClare) |
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| If you think your wife's jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces. |
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| I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the ki ... ... |
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| "There's one thing to be said for inviting trouble: It generally accepts." May Maloo (@indyjoyb) |
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| "Time's fun when you're having flies." Attributed to Kermit the Frog (thx @PaulaClare) |
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| Today was good. Today was fun.Tomorrow is another one. Dr. Seuss (thx @PaulaClare) |
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| Forrest Gump: "That's all I have to say about that" |
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| Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! -- Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage |
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