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  1. Antoine Walker arrested on "suspicion of impersonating a panda." Details to follow
  2. Antoine Walker arrested for "suspicion of drunken driving," details to follow
  3. Reggie Theuss canned as coach of the Sacramento Kings. Rumors of returning to coach the Deering Tornadoes unfounded.
  4. Celtics beat the Timberwolves, but BP spends whole game crying because he misses Big Al and Gomesie.
  5. Allen Iverson has just left Foxwoods casino, rumored to be sobering up in back of limo, expected to play tonight.
  6. Breaking News: Quentin Richardson has never won an NBA championship, and Zach Randolph just ate an Orca
  7. Paul Pierce is readying new gang signs. KG is punching himself in the face. Patrick O'Bryant is popping popcorn- OPENING NIGHT, BABY!
  8. Notably: Leone Powe also had 19 points 12 boards. Bench is lookin' good.
  9. Celtics POUND Atlantic Division Rival KNICKs 101-90. Eddie House continues to DOMINATE pre-season play dropping 20 points.
  10. Celtics crush Nets: 83-66 Gabe Pruit has 11 points, 12 rebounds, 7 assists. Holy Crap!! Is he the read deal? Perk added 18 points 9 boards.
  11. Bryan Doo spotted buying adult sized Spiderman costume at the Leominster Mall. Was not with nieces and nephews at the time.
  12. Big Baby spotted at local DMV promoting Celtics license plates. Tony Allen spotted at local crime lord's garage exchanging license plates.
  13. Who is more coherent, KG after winning the NBA Title or a brain damaged meth addict screaming at a presidential motorcade?
  14. What was funnier- Big Baby's coast-to-coast slam or Tony Allen's reverse jam alley oop? Keep in mind, both occured with the Celtics up 30.
  15. Damn. Two more chances....
  16. Tony Allen has been CLUTCH, baby!
  17. Perk out. IHeartCeltics sends all of their "sources" to their deaths. We will not be betrayed again.
  18. Perkins is good to go for Game 5, supposedly. The Celtics are dinged up, all the more reason to end it TONIGHT!
  19. Kobe's postgame press conference, where he talked about doing 20 shots? What a douche. Hi-larious.
  20. I still can't get over that friggin' game....